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ThisThreadIsSatire Donating Member (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 01:49 PM
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Breitbart Releases Bill Cosby Death Tape
http://thedesperateblogger.com/2010/08/breitbart-releases-bill-cosby-death-tape/

Is he or isn’t he? We now have our answer.

And once again, “virtual news” has scooped traditional news outlets.

Andrew Breitbart’s Breitbart.com has published an exclusive video showing the final moments of the life of renowned comedian, author, and actor Bill Cosby.

The video, officially provided by an anonymous source, is believed to be the work of documentary filmmaker James O’Keefe, best known for his ‘ACORN’ series and his Watergate-era urban inner-city wardrobe. The video purportedly shows a gravely ill Cosby surrounded by friends and family suddenly sitting up in bed, raising both arms, looking up at the sky with widened eyes, and uttering the words, “What’s a cubit?” before collapsing lifelessly back into bed.

Meegan Toomey, Associate Professor of Modern Media at Pueblo State University, analyzed the video and concluded it is most likely O’Keefe’s work. “Every director employs certain devices in ways that become their trademark,” she explained. “In this instance, the fact that the person purported to be Mr. Cosby is wearing mirrored sunglasses, a mink coat, and an orange floppy hat would strongly indicate that James O’Keefe at least had a hand in its creation.”

Fox News has apparently confirmed the story, which they ran a short time after it first appeared on the web. The cable giant has also announced that it will run a prime time special this evening, sponsored by Goldline International and hosted by Glenn Beck, which will look back over Mr. Cosby’s life, career, and ties to Nazi-ism and possible Communist conspiracies to control the government of the United States.

News Corp. spokesman Weir Dippschitz, responding to reports that Cosby is, in fact, still alive, including video from last night’s broadcast of CNN’s ‘Larry King Live’ where Mr. Cosby personally called into the show to refute rumors of his death, told reporters, “We stand by the journalistic integrity of Mr. Breitbart and his organization and the fair and balanced method of reporting that is our hallmark.”

When asked, in light of the recent Shirley Sherrod scandal, if Fox news had in any way reviewed or strengthened its procedures for checking sources and confirming facts prior to reporting a story, Dippschitz said, “Huh? Confirm what?”

As for the original report on Breitbart.com, Mr. Breitbart personally penned a heartfelt eulogy in which he described Mr. Cosby as, “a groundbreaker, a pioneer, and an invaluable national treasure who will be sorely missed… thanks to Mr. Cosby, generations of Colored boys and girls all over America have had the opportunity to draw from what I believe should be his lasting legacy — that any of them who works hard and obeys authority can achieve the American Dream — that they too may gain untold riches and fame entertaining white folks by appearing on television and pretending to be a doctor, a lawyer, or maybe even a spy. He was one of the finest Negroes of our lifetime.”

In a related story, speculation continues to mount (particularly in Conservative circles) as to the scope and magnitude of Mr. Breitbart’s long overdue apology to former Department of Agriculture official Shirley Sherrod. According to former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, “(W)hen you look at his beautiful words in memory of the late Bill Cosby which he had to prepare under a journalist’s deadline, and you consider the fact that weeks later he’s still working on that apology, it would take someone with huge ‘cojones’ to refudiate that it won’t be sincere and beautiful.”


August 3rd, 2010 | Tags: Acorn, Andrew Breitbart, Bill Cosby, Breitbart.com, Fox News, James O'Keefe, Larry King Live, NewsCorp, Sarah Palin, Shirley Sherrod | Category: Entertainment, Humor, Obituary, Satire
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 01:59 PM
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1. But, Bill Cosby isn't dead
and I hope he sues the shit out of Brietbart, James O'Keefe, and Fox
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tkmorris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 02:01 PM
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2. Ummm, read it again with a more practiced eye
:evilgrin:
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 02:19 PM
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9. Guess am too ready to believe that Brietbart is such an ass
Edited on Tue Aug-03-10 02:19 PM by Whoa_Nelly
that he would actually do this. :eyes: :blush:
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apnu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 02:03 PM
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5. pssst... you need to tune your satire antenna a bit (nt)
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 02:04 PM
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6. I wish I could be on the jury!
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 02:03 PM
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3. Fox news has confirmed Mr. Cosby's passing.
"I talked to him yesterday" Glen Beck told this reporter, "and he confirmed that he is, in fact, deader than a doornail."
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 02:03 PM
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4. Andrew Breitbart goes down in flames again. Here's Bill Cosby's response:
http://billcosby.com/site/2010/02/bill-cosby-is-not-dead.html

About 10 hours ago, an Internet hoax started that said Bill Cosby is dead. The announcement of me being dead may be a VIRUS.

And now ladies and gentlemen for my rebuttal:

As you well know, a dead person cannot rebuttal. Therefore, I am rebuttaling to tell you that when I heard the news I immediately began rebuttaling and went into denial. My wife has just informed me that there is no such word as rebuttaling, she says the word is rebutting. But I don't care, because I'm alive!

Thank you.

PS. That's another thing dead people don't say.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 02:07 PM
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7. LOL
Nice. :)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 02:09 PM
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8. He has his great moments of funny; that was one of them. nt
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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 03:08 PM
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10. To the Lounge with you!
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ThisThreadIsSatire Donating Member (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 08:56 PM
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11. Is it 'Open Bar'???
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 09:28 PM
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12. "News Corp. spokesman Weir Dippschitz"
:rofl:
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 09:32 PM
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13. LOL!
:thumbsup:
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