"Some dark dudes are coming!" . . . Please CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, from deep within the junk drawer of his disorder, is saying, "America, I can't get over how my critics accuse me of exaggerating. . . . We'll just have to see how they feel a little bit down the road. Cause I'm telling ya, some dark dudes are coming! . . . Satan's going be zapping buildings right and left, knocking airliners out of the sky, shooting beams of flames at entire cities, explosions and screams filling our ears, blood and flames pouring from our eyes. . . . We'll see who's exaggerating then!"


(He actually said "some dark dudes are coming," believe it or not.)

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201007230038

[burnsei sensei]

1. We'll see who's hallucinating

right now.

[ck4829]

2. "Muslims, robots from the future, and angry black men are coming to kill you, and..."

The only way to stop them is by watching my show, buying my books, and buying my merchandise at my rally on 9-12. Be there or they WILL kill you."

[underpants]

3. They can't be any darker than this paranoid fear-mongering asshole

[Motown_Johnny]

4. Is he honestly trying to prove he isn't exaggerating by telling us Satan will be

shooting flames at entire cities?



Unbelievable, even for him.

[skip fox]

8. The CAPTION is an exaggeration, but not by much.

Click on the link to see a clip at Media Matters. It's less than a minute.

[Sheepshank]

5. classic case of projecting

Beck thinks 'they' are out to get 'everyone'...not so.

[sarge43]

6. Oooops. Glennie's gone bye-bye. Get the net and the Thorazine Big Gulp n/t

[rug]

7. His voices are becoming angry.

[liberalmuse]

9. But...almost every dude is darker than him.

The man is so white he makes albinos seem swarthy. And please tell me that was a joke - he didn't really say that? It's so hard to recognize satire these days.

[skip fox]

10. You're right. The CAPTION is creative, but it doesn't exaggerate by much.

Watch the Media Matters clip in the link . . . it's 45 secs.

[skip fox]

11. "I just realized something. . . . If my eyes all of a sudden got better on their own, why . . .

that would be an honest-to-god miracle wouldn't it? . . . And it would prove everything I've been saying except to ny skeptics who'd probably say I made it all up. . . . But for the rest of America . . . Wow, wouldn't that be something!!!"