Fox News: 'Big Mexican Women' Are Helping Afghan Soldiers Go AWOL In U.S.!

Swede

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Fri Jul-23-10 10:53 AM
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Fox News: 'Big Mexican Women' Are Helping Afghan Soldiers Go AWOL In U.S.!

O fer fucks sake.

So some Afghan soldiers studying English at an Air Force Base in Texas and a "loose network" of possibly illegal and maybe overweight Mexican women walk into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this one.

(And if you have, you've been reading FoxNews.com.)

Last month, reports surfaced that a number of Afghan soldiers studying at the Defense Language Institute at Lackland Air Force Base in Texas had been going AWOL. A "Be on the Lookout" bulletin was posted for 17 of them, and the base said they had left the base over the course of 18 months. Afghan soldiers on the loose in the U.S.? Fox News, of course, latched onto the story.

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/07/fox_news_big_mexican_women_are_helping_afghan_soldiers_go_awol_in_us.php?ref=mblt

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DBoon

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Fri Jul-23-10 10:55 AM
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1. abducted by hookers? (nt)

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wtmusic

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Fri Jul-23-10 11:01 AM
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2. Them illegals, now they's workin' with the terrorists too.

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.�

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daleanime

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Fri Jul-23-10 11:04 AM
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3. You can't make shit like this up....

but apparently some one can.:rofl:

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xxqqqzme

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Fri Jul-23-10 11:16 AM
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4. So the 'Welfare Queens'

have morphed into 'big Mexican women'? What is this world coming to?

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babylonsister

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Fri Jul-23-10 11:16 AM
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5. What will it take a faithful faux viewer to realize they're being

had?
Something like this should do it, but I never overestimate the intelligence of some of my fellow citizens
(and 2 brothers).

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izzybeans

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Fri Jul-23-10 11:59 AM
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6. Insert 1 and Insert 2 are out there together. BeWare!

It's like they have a form letter and just randomly rearrange a few things that scare their audience, rinse, repeat.

Obama and the Boogeyman are out there together. BeWare!

The Boogeyman and the Teletubbies are out there together. BeWare!

Mexicans and Afghans are out there together. BeWare!

The NAACP and the Ag. Department are out there together. BeWare!

Peace and Prosperity go together! BeWare!

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Viking12

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Fri Jul-23-10 12:17 PM
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7. Exactly. Paranoid RW Madlibs.

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LostinVA

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Fri Jul-23-10 12:19 PM
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8. The GOP really doesn't want those Hispanic votes, do they?

Alienating one of THE most dependable Republican voting blocs.

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