Jesus' General: Breitbart to Repackage "Birth of A Nation" as Obama Documentary

[meegbear]

I can't vouch for the authenticity of this press release, but it rings true to me:

Breitbart to Repackage "Birth of A Nation" as Obama Documentary



Breitbart News Wire CEO Andrew Breightbart announced today that he has acquired the rights to the DW Griffith classic "Birth of a Nation."

"Our plan is to eventually repackage it as a modern investigative documentary about the Obama administration," Breitbart noted, "but we may release parts of it, early, to ensure that the specter of 'scary, irresponsible black men,' like Obama, remains firmly fixed in the white imagination."

"I think Fox would be interested in helping us sell the 'House Chambers' scene as an undercover video of a Congressional Black Caucus meeting," he continued, "My best editors are working on it now, adding sound, doing voice overs, and using special effects to give it a more modern look." Smiling, he declared, "You know the Washington Post will eat it up." The "House Chamber" scene in "Birth of a Nation" features barefooted black legislators eating fried chicken and drinking liquor inside a southern statehouse.

Breitbart News Wire is the nation's premier source of heavily-edited video for the passionately credulous.

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2010/07/breitbart-to-repackage-birth-of-nation.html

[Lint Head]

1. Breath Fart! Breath Fart! He is a genius!

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2. ...

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[Scurrilous]

3. LOL

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