Wonkette: Breitbart Has PROOF the NAACP Is Racist

[meegbear]

Andrew Breitbart is here once again to save the day, this time to show us that the NAACP is racist, NOT Teabaggers. "The NAACP and the Congressional Black Caucus do not want racial harmony. They want political victory, and the race card is their Strativarius," he writes, hilariously. The NAACP wants to take out their main political opponents, the Teabaggers, by playing classical music on rare, expensive violins. But SORRY BLACK PEOPLE, Breitbart has stopped the NAACP once and for all, as he has his hands on the AMAZING racism video that will destroy their association for the advancement of colored people.

OKAY, OKAY, YOU GUYS, ANDREW BREITBART IS SO EXCITED AND NERVOUS, BUT HE NEEDS TO SET THIS UP FIRST. There is a woman named Shirley Sherrod who is a member of the NAACP and is also the Georgia Director of Rural Development for the USDA. So she is important! And one time she told a story about how a poor white farmer talked down to her when he needed her help. YET she did not do every single thing in her power to help him. She only averagely helped him. Thus, she and the NAACP are bigots because Breitbart has this video.

The end. Oh, yeah, don’t bother watching the video. BORING.

http://wonkette.com/416754/breitbart-has-proof-the-naacp-is-racist#ixzz0uA9ZQ0bz

[daligirl519]

1. As a professional violinist. . .

I "refudiate" the use of Mr. Breitbart's spelling of what should be "Stradivarius."

Several posters on Wonkette also made this observation.

Thanks to Sarah P. for the new term "refudiate." I've been trying to use it in every sentence I can today.

"Strativarious" should be the new term for a teabagger's brain.

[Warpy]

2. "Strativarius?"

Who came up with that particular illiteracy, Breitbart or Wonkette?

It's a close call sometimes.

[daligirl519]

3. Breitbart wrote it. . . .

Just enjoying a good joke.

[Bitwit1234]

4. OH do you think O'Keefe will get mad that Breitty Boy didn't

ask him to make a video.

[burnsei sensei]

5. Andrew Breitbart has not studied

any American history.

[Obamanaut]

6. "strativarius" A variety of stratus nt

[kelly1mm]

7. Well, she did resign over the video so....... nt

[timo]

8. yes she did

that didnt look toooo good, not at all.