"The only truth is in my hands!" Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, unstrung from thought, lacking ethical quandary, and incontinent of words, is saying: "When Jesus comes back, He's gonna be strapped!!!"

[JHB]

1. ...And then I picked up these pistols! n/t

[lame54]

2. 3 phallic symbols

[hobbit709]

3. I have no dick so I need to overcompensate with TWO pistols.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. If this nutbag can own a gun, anyone can.

The NRA will be loving this idiot.

[Chulanowa]

5. "Hi, I'm bad at photoshop and don't know how to shoot a gun"

[skip fox]

7. Unfortunately not photo-shopped to my knowledge. Beck has been

featured in magazine articles as an avid gun owner (bit strange for the self-proclaimed follower of Martin Luther King, Jr., and Gandhi). I think this picture accompanied one such item.

[Chulanowa]

16. His face has been airbrushed.

Whoever did it forgot to touch up his hands, though. so he looks like the baby-smooth man with John Boehner hands

[burnsei sensei]

6. My fellow Americans,

this is the only solution to poverty, racism, unemployment, war and progress.
With these, I will finally stop everything.
-- my version of a happy, armed Glenn Beck

[skip fox]

8. Beck just finished saying, "Listen, I'd be the last to promote violence in any way,

nor would I make an assassin into a hero, but one thing you gotta admit about Lee Harvey Oswald: . . . he sure could shoot!!! . . . Now, I'm not placing him in the same ranks as Martin Luther King, Jr., but. . . ."

[Erose999]

9. Is that picture real? I mean

either Beck himself doesn't know how to handle handguns or somebody who P-shops memes of him doesn't.

[skip fox]

10. I got it by googling "Glenn Beck" and "guns" and think it's authentic.

If I remember correctly, about one and one-and-a-half years ago there was an "inside the life of Glenn Beck" article or one directly on his gun ownership (he's larded up like a frenzied survivalist). This was one of the pictures accompanying the piece. That is, if I remember correctly.

[Erose999]

13. I don't doubt that he's got lots of guns, but I also don't doubt that he will never need to use them

Since he makes about 23 million a year he's probably got his own private security army protecting him and his estate in some gated community in Connecticut.

[skip fox]

15. Also a place out West. I remember a ranch type place in the article

and a table laid out with guns, Glenn with an AK-47, etc.

And a belief that it will come to survivalism holding out.

The guy's raving!

[Flipper999]

11. He looks so pleased with himself. Ugh.

Honestly, I don't see the point of owning so many firearms. If some guy breaks into his mansion, will having redundant guns make the burglar more dead?

Of course, Beck's unlikely to hit anything if he actually practices the video game style of dual gun use.

[skip fox]

12. Glenn Beck: A hyper site for self-congratulation!!!

You got it. It's in his eyes and in his smile and in his cheeks and in the relation of the eyes, smile, and cheeks, in his every glowing burst, in twinkled rhetoric, self's sugar in his bowels and liver and limbs, honey all his head, his heart a sweet fruit, cotton candy flesh, all surrounding a little, bitter pill of a self.

[skip fox]

14. "If Martin Luther King, Jr., and Gandhi had to deal with the pig f*uckers I have to deal with,

they'd be packing heat!"

[Rex]

17. Turd with two guns finds nipple holes.

What an airbrushed piece of shit he is. I doubt he could shoot a gun without breaking his wrist.

[LawnKorn]

18. One of iron, the other of steel If the right one don't get you, then the left one will

Well, if you see me comin', better step aside.
A lotta men didn't, an' a lotta men died.
One fist of iron, the other of steel.
If the right one don't get you, then the left one will.

You load sixteen tons an' what do you get?