Dick Morris, the Man with the Merdus Touch, craves a CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

Dick Morris, caught in the vacancy of what once was almost human, is saying, "Great of you to ask, Sean. . . . I think the following eight people are at the height of ethical and intellectual thought in the country today, and I'm being absolutely objective: Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Steve Doocy, Bill O'Reilly, and of course, yourself."

Sean Hannity replies, "You're being too modest, my friend, you should be in there as well. . . . And where's Michelle Malkin?"

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "All in all it's just another Dick with no balls"

[skip fox]

2. Dick Morris is reciting his favorite poem:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
The best thing about kids
Is you don't have to tenderize them."

[spanone]

3. faux news, an embarrassment to democracy

[raouldukelives]

4. Well Sean, the secret to success

"Be the biggest parasite you can be. Always go for the shiny thing and it doesn't matter who or what you step on. You can read it in my new book, "How to be a leech on American dreams for fun and profit." available now!"

[skip fox]

5. The ambulating fever-dream of flesh is saying:

"On the contrary, Alan, Dick Cheney is, without a doubt, the original compassionate conservative. . . . He just gets bad press."

[Submariner]

6. The height of ethical and intellectual thought in the country today?

Karl Rove the TRAITOR, Rush Limbaugh the RACIST DRUGGIE, Newt Gingrich the RACIST MISOGYNIST, Glenn Beck the RACIST EX-DRUGGIE, Ann Coulter the ALLS THINGS EVIL AND DISGUSTING, Steve Doocy the BLOND JOKE of the AIRHEADS N' FRIENDS TRIO, Bill O'Reilly the RACIST SEX PERVERT, and of course, yourself SEAN the WHITE SUPREMACIST." :eyes:

[skip fox]

8. That's why it's a joke,

And the wild thing: . . . you can almost imagine him saying it!

Great rundown on these characters. (I think of Rush as a traitor to human consciousness, a waste of space, human spam.)

[skip fox]

7. This load of hot spleen caught in nightmare's original vortex is saying:

"You don't get it, do you Alan? . . . The Bible was being ironic when it said 'Love thy neighbor.' . . . You have any other questions? . . . I've studied up on this, you know."

[pinboy3niner]

9. So you're two-timing on Glenn? LOL!

BTW, Skip, your name came up in another thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8761959

[skip fox]

10. Wow. thanks

[lonestarnot]

11. Do talking dicks over there ever have anything to say worth hearing?

[skip fox]

12. "All the good independent thinkers agree with me on almost everything."

[skip fox]

13. "Would I ever lie to ya?"

[Touchdown]

14. "I want to suck Michelle Malkin's toes."

http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Dick_Morris

[skip fox]

17. What a visual!!! (Now I gotta shower.)

[Arkana]

15. "I just love that particular shade of toenail polish you have."

[Bobbie Jo]

16. Is that pink toe polish, or are you just glad to see me?

:hi:

[skip fox]

18. "Hey, if sex tourism sells, maybe we could . . ."

[Touchdown]

19. Kicking because this douche needs more trashing!

Rip Her to Shreds!

Would you look at that hair, yeah? You know her! Check out those shoes!

[RagAss]

20. Thorazine, Dicky, Thorazine !!!!!