Chinese news source reports terrorists are training monkey soldiers...

[Green_Lantern]

This stry is so absurd:

Taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel American enemy — monkey marksmen.

According to The People’s Daily in China, the Taliban in Afghanistan is “training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops.”


The monkeys, being rewarded with bananas and peanuts, are being turned into snipers at a secret Taliban training base.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/jihad_monkey_isWrAfNEsKRjb7nhl9lMpJ

[YOY]

1. Do all Jihad monkeys go to paradise?

Furthermore which one has Don Delouise's voice? I want to be blown up by that monkey.

[Hannah Bell]

2. there were similar stories during the cold war, only it was evil russia training the world's

animals to attack us.

killer dolphins, etc.

they must be recycling the propaganda.

rest assured, if the papers say out enemies are doing it, we're doing it.

[YOY]

4. Well in fairness, the Russians did train Dogs in WWII to run under tanks with bomb belts.

Inhumane yes, but very cost effective and not as demoralizing as a human doing it.

[Robb]

3. Everybody panic!

...Remember this gem? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article4276460.ece">‘Germ warfare’ fear over African monkeys taken to Iran

Something seems to freak us out about monkeys. :shrug:

[The_Commonist]

5. That made me think of...

...Miss Havisham's robot monkeys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JksAXV13gwM

[T Wolf]

6. Did they steal this idea from our previous CiC? It would have fit PERFECTLY with his most-common

image...

[4lbs]

7. Looks like I'll have to watch "Outbreak", "Monkey Shines", and "Project X" to see how evil monkeys

can be!