Tucker Carlson Buys KeithOlbermann.com (what a Jerk!)

[romantico]

Can't Tucker be sued for this? Oh, and can't anyone buy TuckerCarlson.com?

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/tucker-carlson-confirms-once-again-he

[Cosmocat]

1. Desperate ...

to maintain whatever level of "relevance" he ever had in the "journalism" field ...

[Botany]

2. ATTN Tucker

Keith has a career and you don't. You are just living on family money and influence
and buying KeithOlbermann.com doesn't change the fact that Jon Stewart called
you out on national t.v. as being the little punk that you are.

http://dailycaller.com/

BTW nice group of writers you have there Tucker ..... too bad Goebbles is not around any more.

[JHB]

3. Dear Ducker...

...You have enough money for any normal person to retire (even at your age) and spend their days either at lesiure or working on something productive.

Why don't you try it?


(for the record, no typos in the subject line. just a nickname, based on what he does when faced with a tough question)

[C_U_L8R]

4. Keith ought to buy BowtieBoy.com

and make it one endless laugh track

[romantico]

5. I

I thought it was illegal. It's not his name and Keith should have first dibs just like Tucker should have first dibs on Tuckercarlson.com. Sounds like identity theft.Didn't Madonna sue someone who had Madonna.com a few years back and won?

[romantico]

6. LOVE

LOVE how Tucker refers to Keith as an Aging News Caster. LOL! Keith is over the hill? Maybe Rachel Maddow can call Tucker over the hill!

http://dailycaller.com/2010/07/15/keith-olbermann-threatens-legal-action-against-the-daily-caller-via-twitter/

[LostinVA]

7. I thought cybersquatting is illegal?

[CBGLuthier]

8. Sued. Yes. Domain taken away, probably. Illegal? Not really

People (not the OP) throw around the word "illegal" a lot. Nothing is illegal about this.

However the governing body has determined in the past that people have a right to their own names. He will be forced to transfer ownership.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Dickhead.com sounds more like Tucker's thang...

[Botany]

17. how about tuckerhasalittlepenis.com?

I wonder if Tucker knows that he is making himself look like a 2 bit little prick?

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Needledickgnatfucker.con

Poontangpus.suckass
POS.hack

[Hubert Flottz]

22. DouchebagofLibertyclone.com

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-september-13-2004/douchebag-of-liberty--robert-novak

[GoCubsGo]

10. How petty and childish.

And, Schmucker is too stupid to realize what an ass he's making of himself here.

[malaise]

11. Poor little fucker

all the money in the world can't help his career. He's a total and complete failure.

[drm604]

12. I'm surprised that either Keith or MSNBC didn't already own it.

In any case, their lawyers should easily be able to get it away from Carlson.

[Donnachaidh]

25. I don't think KO is much of a techie

He really held out for the longest time before opening a twitter account.

Now msnbc should be going after Tucker with guns blazing.

[corkhead]

28. He probably did it for attention. I hope Keith ignores this bait.

[Ian David]

13. I bet TuckerCarlson.XXX is available as an adult website. n/t

[blogslut]

16. Not yet

And if all goes well, probably never.

[Ian David]

23. Damn. I was going to buy NickJr.XXX and HeritageFoundation.XXX n/t

[underpants]

14. KO's tweet on this

Also regarding @TheDailyCaller and KeithOlbermann.com - the law's pretty clear on this, so, nice waste of money, Tuckie. #p2 #tcot

[tsuki]

15. Tucker plans to use the email [e-mail]. He's

finally found a way to have someone pay attention to him.

[rocktivity]

18. Well, that WAS kind of careless of him.

keitholbermann.net is still available.

:headbang:
rocktivity

[bullwinkle428]

20. Poor little rich boy, still throwing daddy's money around!

[Donnachaidh]

26. poor little rich boy can only get press when he pulls tantrums like this.

He's an uppercrustian celebrity wanna-be.

[Ganja Ninja]

21. What next Tucker?

Crank phone calls? Ring Keith's door bell and run away? Write naughty comments about him in bathroom stalls?:shrug:

[romantico]

24. If

If Keith does not mock him every night next week I will be very disappointed!

[lpbk2713]

27. WeaselPunk(dot)com is available.

But I just don't think this little twirp is worth me wasting that much time on him.

[Recursion]

29. It's 2010. Why didn't Keith already own KeithOlbermann.com?

I mean, come on, guys...