job opening: sitter for old, sick, truly heinous person, to make sure electricity is on

[niyad]

and battery packs fully charged in case of electrical failure. must be good, patriotic, reichwingnut-- excuse me, staunchly loyal patriot. no benefits, no health care, minimum wage.

(do you think they will have a real nurse, or just some minimum wage desperate person do this? or, are the taxpayers footing the bill for a full-time crash team still?)

[lob1]

1. You can bet that Cheney doesn't let minimum wage

workers within a hundred yards of him. He only lets people around him that have a motive not to kill him.

[BrklynLiberal]

2. Excellent analysis

[Hydra]

3. You get what you pay for

:evilgrin:

[madokie]

7. I remember a man who we were doing work for telling us that he didn't want a minimum

wage earner on his job period. The man built fine high dollar homes and paid his employees well. When I say well I mean double the going wage or better. The quality of the work showed too.

[malaise]

12. Given the expiry dates of those Bush tax cuts

He should be more worried about his immediate family :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

4. He's fucking Potter....

Lionel Barrymore at his best....

[sabrina 1]

5. "If he only had a heart"

I guess this is why we haven't been hearing from him lately. If he dies, which he probably won't, being that he's not human. But IF he does, I hope the media doesn't cover the event for a full week where his miserable, evil life will be transformed into the life of a hero. I don't think I could take it.

The first time I ever saw Cheney he was being interviewed about the first Gulf War. The interviewer asked him if he ever thought about the fact that people would die in that war. I fully expected him to at least pretend he worried about it. But instead, after thinking for a minute, he looked into the camera and said 'no, no I don't' and one side of his mouth was twisted in the ugliest way, and that was that.

It gave me chills. I know it's silly but looking at his ugly image and hearing his ugly words, I remember thinking 'this is one evil monster'.

That was my very first Cheney encounter. I wish it had been my last. May he experience everything he did for other human beings and may he survive to be tormented by his evil acts.

[gvstn]

14. Mr Cheney has a way of displaying his character succinctly.

In a single word you know everything you need to know about him.

When the news eventually does come my reply will be So? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypeZjeOrY4

[sabrina 1]

16. Never saw that before ~ thanks, but then whenever I saw

him on tv I turned the channel. 'So' ~ what a creep.

[Lesleymo]

6. My resume is in the mail!!

I'll take the job! I'd sit by his bedside with the plug in my hand, forcing him to go through his sick, twisted, bitter, snarly life story point by point.

No salary required. I'll do it for free.

[TK421]

8. I think this lady is looking for work

[niyad]

11. nah, the temptation to break my oath would be powerful

[JHB]

9. I'd guess the crash team or a real RN...

...after all, it doesn't come out of his pocket. I think he proved his love of "damn the expense, the chumps are paying the bill" practices with all the Iraq contractors.

[H2O Man]

10. Dr Conrad Murray?

[peekaloo]

13. someone with a nice bedside manner

um, Jack Kevorkian!

[niyad]

15. that was my thought

[Solly Mack]

17. He needs Izzie

[niyad]

18. who or what is izzie?

[Solly Mack]

19. She was a character on the TV show "Grey's Anatomy"

She cut her boyfriend's LVAD wire. He lived through that...but died later after his transplant.

I was making a mean-spirited joke. Not even particularly funny...just mean-spirited...but that's OK, because when I die people will forget I was mean-spirited and say only nice things about me.


Oops....I did it again.

[niyad]

21. that's okay--never watched "grey's anatomy"-- but I love the thought

when I'm gone, there will be massive sighs of relief from all those in whose sides I have been, and am, a most irritating thorn.

[Solly Mack]

22. Same here. I'll have my own grave dancers.

[WinkyDink]

20. "Might get shot in face."