(Leonard Pitts) Commentary: Glenn Beck's truth

[unhappycamper]

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/07/13/97345/commentary-glenn-becks-truth.html#storylink=omni_popular">Commentary: Glenn Beck's truth
By Leonard Pitts Jr. | The Miami Herald
Posted on Tuesday, July 13, 2010

A scene from the near future:

Augustus Merryweather IV glanced up at the tapping on his office door. Harvey Carbunkle stood there in bow tie and shirt sleeves, smiling eagerly from behind horn-rimmed glasses. Augustus sighed. He hated this part of the job. It was never fun to let people go.

He waved the young man to a seat, spoke without preamble. "Harvey, I'm afraid it's not working out."

~snip~

"I have no choice. Your work, well...it hasn't been up to the standard we expect for an editor at Merryweather Publishing. Frankly, I'm surprised. When I saw that you were a graduate of BU, I couldn't wait to hire you. Boston University turns out some great students."

"I didn't go to Boston University," Harvey said.

[MrScorpio]

1. Funny!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

2. "Augustus sank back in his chair. 'Beck me,' he muttered."