Top ten alternate titles for Sarah Palin's new "children's book"

[jmondine]

10. Where the Pipeline Ends
9. Green Eggs and Moose Jerky
8. Tales of a Fourth Rate Nothing
7. Are You My Mother or My Sister?
6. How the Grinch Stole Elections
5. Sarah, Plain and Batshit Crazy
4. The Lying, the Witch Hunter, and the Wardrobe
3. Charlotte’s Web of Lies and Bullshit
2. Where the Wild Things Are Shot From a Helicopter
1. Are You There, God? It’s Me, the Psycho Bitch

[jobycom]

1. Good job!

:thumbsup:

[Rex]

2. Nice!

Stupid Sarah and the Golden Chalice.

[Contrary1]

3. Sarah in Teabagland. n/t

[jmondine]

5. I knew there was an Alice title in there, I just couldn't come up with it.

(Mad) Hats Off

[Tunkamerica]

6. Through the Looking Glass works without alteration.

[jobycom]

4. Oh yeah, and don't forget her scientific argument against evolution.

[IcyPeas]

7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

the Wind in Wasilla

and

and these books are all in the Fairy Tales section.

[Angry Dragon]

8. If she is writing a childrens' book would that not be child abuse??

[REP]

9. "Going Rogue"

[yurbud]

10. Witches float, God's Folks Don't (or is it vice versa?)

[Scurrilous]

11. K & R

Good job. :thumbsup:

[tanyev]

12. Alaska and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Half-Term Governor

[madinmaryland]

13. "The Pet Moose" and "If you give a Moose an Oil Well..."