"Don' know much about history." Please come CAPTION Head Wreck 101!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, from the midst of a wounded and lost self, is saying: "Lots of my critics, and here I'm speaking about the so-called history professors, contend that the truths I find in history don't exist. . . . They say I'm reading the past through an ideology. . . . They criticize me, rebelling against the simple, pure facts!!! . . . And do you know who the first rebel was, ladies and gentlemen? . . . Did you ever hear of Satan? . . . You know how history began? . . . Believe me, America, my truths are based on verifiable evidence!!"

[chelsea0011]

1. His audience is fu#king dumb. They can't read so they listen to him.

[skip fox]

2. Head Wreck is prancing the studio: "And in the second greatest history book of all times, called

Pilgrim's Progress, John Bunyon gives us the most profound insights into the nature of the universe itself! . . . Believe me, America, his monumental work is topped by only one other. . . . The greatest book of history ever!! . . . Can you guess what it is? . . . I'll give you a hint: it can be found in most hotel and motel rooms and it rhymes with libel."

[JHB]

3. "I'm better at history than people who actually spend time on it..."

"...so they're just a bunch of poopy-heads!"

[JHB]

5. "And while I'm at it...

"...I'd like to tell my so-called 'auto mechanic' how to fix my car and my so-called 'doctor' what medicines I should be taking and what dosages I should use. Now all you so-called 'professional golfers' just sit back and watch this drive."

[burnsei sensei]

4. Charity! Know that brings about?

Social justice.
Yeah Glenn, you're pretty sharp.

[raouldukelives]

6. "What do these words really mean?"

"Faith, hope, charity! Wait a sec..FHC? Free health care!! Do you see it now? The scheming liberals have been planning the health care takeover since 1776!!!"

[skip fox]

7. "I know my history like I write my books. I don't have to read the documents for one,

just like I don't have to write the words for the other. . . . I just have to think about it. . . . You ever wonder how rare that is?"

[peekaloo]

8. Very little is known about our founding mothers so let's take a closer look.

Not much to look at fellas but they served their country well. Note many of the hair-dos are similar to today's fashions but I'm guessing by the stern demeanor and lack of make up they were...well...you know. *giggles* I'd bet even money that if Poppy Bu$h had been living he'd have probably been banging Charity 'cause she does bear a slight resemblance to the Mrs.

Tomorrow we'll examine child labor in the U.S. and its necessary resurgence in the 21st century.

[skip fox]

9. I'm makin' my nut on Hope.