"We aplogize for America's World Cup victory." - Republicon Homelanders

[SpiralHawk]

"We are sooo sorry that the U.S. Soccer team won a big game today, because it's likely to lift spirits in a nation being, um, somewhat inconvenienced by the oil, um, incident in the Gulf of Mexico which was undoubtedly caused by lib-rul enviro-whackos (according to our intimate & beloved oil cronies at BP). Improved national morale is an, um, socialist concept, so, again, as usual, we Republicons APOLOGIZE for America's victory."

- Republicon Homelanders

[babylonsister]

1. Ha! Good job, and nothing would surprise me! nt

[BrklynLiberal]

2. Glenn Beck: "Why is this soccer stuff being shoved down the throats of Ahmahrikans?"

[malaise]

3. Rush will make an official statement on behalf

of all ReTHUGS shortly.

[SpiralHawk]

4. "We apologize for our FAILure to grovel while apologizing" - Republicon Homelanders

"We beg our beloved Corporate Overlords (R) for forgiveness, and -- of course -- generous campaign payola."

- Republicon Homelanders