Rick Santorum running for President in 2012? So Tweety says...

[Ozymanithrax]

And he is a Paliniac of the first water.

Should be interesting.

[Ken Burch]

1. What will his campaign slogan be?

"Elect me, or I'll make my daughter cry"?

[KamaAina]

2. Actually, it'll be

"Elect me, or I'll make my children play with a dead fetus". :puke:

[11 Bravo]

4. I'll go with "Elect me and I promise not to fuck your dog."

[Ken Burch]

7. Well, I'd have to listen to my dog on that one(if I had a dog, that is)

At least he isn't into cats.

[abbeyco]

3. I see Santorum as an outlier

way too crazy for many folks who would look to an R who's more center than he is. Or Santorum's ego is just getting the better of him and he REALLY misses the spotlight.

[peace frog]

5. Attention patriots!! No "man on dog sex" in this campaign!!

Rick Santorum, the man who only has sex with his legally married wife once a year in the missionary position for all of 30 seconds, fully dressed and with all the lights off. Vote early and often for Santorum!

[Ozymanithrax]

6. But will his wife vote for him? n/t

[peace frog]

30. She has to vote for him

or she'll make Baby Jesus cry.

[Ken Burch]

8. You forgot "...while singing "God Bless America..." in that first line.

Otherwise, you nailed it(so to speak).

[peace frog]

31. ...while staring at a portrait of Kate Smith

you know, to generate the level of excitement required to get it and keep it up whilst servicing the wife.

[Ken Burch]

32. ...and while eating a rare cheeseburger with NO Dijon mustard...

(btw, you've now given me the terrifying image of Santorum getting confused and having sex once a year with an inflatable Kate Smith doll. Can you tell me where I can get a cheap lobotomy, since that's the ONLY possible way to get that picture out of my mind?)

[peace frog]

33. Try surfing the medical tourism sites

you're bound to find something in your price range...fancy a trip abroad?

[Ken Burch]

34. Maybe I'll just have a friend bring the Black & Decker over.

n/t.

[peace frog]

35. Even better

as long as s/he has a steady hand.

[marmar]

9. Man on Dog Ricky? I'd love to see that......

Santorum/Bachmann 2012
Taking the Crazy to a Whole New Level

[Fuzz]

10. Bah, go fuck a dog Santorum.

[Ken Burch]

28. "Sometimes you fuck the dog, sometimes the dog..."

Uh no, on second thought I WON'T finish that thought...

[Foo Fighter]

11. You need to correct your title.

That's Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum.

I got so used to hearing KO call him that that when I'd watch CSPAN and they had a Senate vote, every time I'd hear them call his name, I actually expected to hear Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum.

[Ozymanithrax]

13. Everybody knows, the man on dog. I'll let it stand. n/t

[saltpoint]

12. All indicators suggest Santorum sees himself as the next Republican

nominee for president.

He's here and there already in the early primary states.

He's energized, evidently relatively well funded, and just as abominable as he was when he was in the Senate.

[Ozymanithrax]

14. That is why I find this interesting. At this point...the Republicans..

are bug fuck crazy enough to nominate some crazy to teaparty idjit for the top spot.

And this is the right time to go balls to the walls to get positioned for a run. Old W did it in Texas, buying his ranch in 1998 so he could play cowboy for the camera. This is the time when we will see the next nominee for the dark side make an appearance.

[saltpoint]

24. and there could even be more to come crawling out of the woodwork

pretty soon.

One look at the current crop of Puke nom candidates, or potential candidates, and it's just astonishing how wretched they are.

I can't confirm but have heard it referenced that George W. Bush loved playing the cowboy thing but was deathly afraid of horses. Odd thing for a cowboy.

[muffin1]

15. This thread is useless without pics

This has got to be the scariest family picture in history.

I hope to god he does run. This country could sure use the laughs. Would it be too much to ask to have him and Palin on the same ticket?

[Ken Burch]

17. I've always thought that Santorum had just told the kid

"Daddy lost because God knew you were having 'impure thoughts'".

[Ozymanithrax]

19. I don't hink Palin will let herself be on the bottom again. n/t

[Mr. Sparkle]

16. He has 0% chance, as has Palin, Newt.

I wish the media would grow up and stop wasting our time on these charlatans.

[Ozymanithrax]

18. In 1998 we thought Bush was a Charlatan...

His home was a hotel in Texas. But, he brought his ranch, pretended to be a cowboy, and we had 8 years of hell.

Don't underestimate what can be done to polish a lump of shit until it looks like gold. It happened.

[AlinPA]

22. IMO, John Thune will do better than any of them. A "new face", presents himself as a sane person. nt

[UTUSN]

20. & Tweety will be his V-P?11 n/t

[Ozymanithrax]

21. Santorum never gave him a thrill up his leg...so I don't think that would happen. n/t

[UTUSN]

23. But Tweety has had SO MANY!1 - Raygun, Shrub, Mc5planes, & on and ON!1 n/t

[saltpoint]

25. Can you imagine the GOP debate stage in the weeks before the Iowa

caucus?

Good god. Rick Santorum, snorting his way through all the push-button social issues. And potentially two Hoosiers -- the weasel warrior himself, Mitch Daniels, and the Himmleresque Mike Pence.

Not to mention the rest of the pack -- Palin, Pawlenty, Pataki, and nutty Newt.

A macabre line-up of two-bit thugs, egomaniacs, and n'er-do-wells.

[GoneOffShore]

26. Elect me and I promise not to get santorum on your sheets.

[kskiska]

27. Did he ever decide which state he lives in?

He claimed his permanent residence was a 2-bedroom house in PA, without even curtains on the windows when he actually lived in a huge home in VA with his 6 kids. He got in trouble when it was found that the PA school district was paying for the senator's children to be enrolled in a cyber charter school."

http://www.pjvoice.com/v12/12003home.html

What's strange is that when he lost his election in PA he never went "home," but continued to reside in the VA house.

[SoCalDem]

29. I hope he hires this photographer as his official one

[Vinca]

36. Rumor has it he's been in New Hampshire, but I haven't heard of any events.

Iowa and New Hampshire are idiot magnets.