ROFLMAO !!! - Actual CNN Headline: Bush's Mission To Boost Morale In Flattened Town

[WillyT]

Bush's mission to boost morale in flattened town

Standing in a muddy lot, President Bush today tried to bring
comfort to the residents of tornado-ravaged Greensburg, Kansas.
"My mission today is to lift people's spirits as best
as I possibly can," Bush said. "I bring the prayers and concerns
of the people of this country to this town." The town of 1,600 will
rely heavily on FEMA aid, whose officials vowed not to repeat
the mistakes of Hurricane Katrina.

Link: http://www.cnn.com

Ok everybody... repeat after me...

[WillyT]

1. G'Night...

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Bush FEELS GOOD about destruction. So should we.

See? Problem solved. When in Rome, do as the Romans.

[Bozita]

3. That ain't exactly what Dimbo said. CNN edited it. It's another BUSHISM.

Saw it a number of times on the news networks.

[Cha]

bushwa couldn't boost anybody's

moral..that sucker is so far down he's draggin' everyone with him.

[Oilwellian]

4. He also said...

he hoped to touch souls during his visit. (shiver)

[Ferret Annica]

5. He's too late

The tornado left before it could scoop him up to drop him into the land of OZ where he could have helped the Munchkins with 'homeland security,' bred with flying monkeys, and become an adviser to the Wicked Witch of the West.

If anything would have help moral nationwide, that surely would have.

[NastyRiffraff]

6. "I bring the prayers and concerns of the people of the country to this town"

...and little else.

I hope they don't have to rely too heavily on FEMA aid, or on this clown.