Make an early move on Friday's bland exterior. Please come CAPTION Rush (the Thud) Limbaugh!!!!

[skip fox]

Rush, between magnificently deep belly laughs, is saying: "And how long did the puppy (HAHAHAHA) squirm after you stepped on it (HAHAHAHAHAHA) before it stopped (HAHAHAHAHAHA) its pathetic squeaking???"

[Deep13]

1. Guy on the left: "Must try not to look like a pizza." nt

[krispos42]

2. "I was so hungry this morning I ate Teller"

[skip fox]

3. "Squeeze 'em harder, Senator, harder!!! . . . See, I don't care!!! . . .

Feels good!!! . . . Harder!!!! . . . Make little pancakes out of them!!!! . . . . I love it!!!"

(This one is for Peekaloo.)

[peekaloo]

9. Aw I'm touched.

or so people tell me. :hi:

[badgolfer]

4. fat Repubs

Look at Limbaugh and the guy on the right. These guys sure don't miss many meals.

Maybe Limbaugh and other fat ass no neck Repubs should start dumpster diving for their meals.

[Bitwit1234]

5. I got the viagra...up for a trip to Puerto Rico?

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. "And yeah, she's 33 and thinks I'm hung like a porn star - can you believe it?"

[Initech]

7. Jabba the Rush

[peekaloo]

8. Speak up! I just ate 6 Viagra and I'm a little hard of hearing!

[skip fox]

10. "What should we do with the Gulf???? (HAHAHAHAHA) Why I won't be happy until

its either black with oil or red with blood. (HAHAHAHAHAH) . . . Say, what about a real, real dark red!!!! (HAHAHAHAHAH)."

[skip fox]

11. "Before I'm done, their minds will be like over-chewed gristle.

They'll believe smog is like a day in the country, that oil is distilled water, and Pol Pot is Santa Claus. (HAHAHAHA!!!)"