19 reasons why God torched Jesus By Mark Morford

[madokie]

Why would God do such a thing? What could it possibly mean? Is the apocalypse nigh? Do I have to pay my parking tickets anymore? Herein, 19 possible reasons for His happy blasting of a six-story Jesus statue to fiery smithereens:*

1) You ever wake up one day and look at your leopard-print bedspread or your jacked-up Ford F-150 pickup with the airbrushed scene from "Lord of the Rings" on the side, or maybe see your fifth wife's giant box of pink wine in the fridge and go, "Oh my God, what the hell was I thinking?"

You ever have that fine, epiphanic moment when you realize an eyesore's an eyesore and it's time for some, you know, housecleaning? And what better way to rid yourself of some of the more hideous crap laying about than maybe tossing it into a nice bonfire? By the highway? In Ohio? God has those moments, too. ...


(Full URL: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/06/18/notes061810.DTL&nl=fix)

[pinboy3niner]

1. 5) He is resin.

:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

2. ROFL

:rofl:

[xchrom]

3. Fabulous! Nt

[sarge43]

4. "Smells like .... victory."

:spray::rofl:

[stray cat]

5. Morford is now speaking for god -

[stray cat]

6. Morford is now speaking for god -

[pinboy3niner]

7. Does that mean Morford is speaking to Glenn Beck?

And does Beck know the voice he hears is just Morford doing his God impression?:shrug:

[formercia]

8. I don't care if it rains or freezes, 'long as I got my plastic Jesus. n/t