Things I am probably not going to do because of the oily

[rzemanfl]

geyser of death:

1) Renew our Florida State Park pass that expires at the end of the month. Almost the only place we use it is on the Gulf.
2) Get a saltwater fishing license when mine expires this August.
3) Make anything but truly essential repairs to the house (it may become worthless).
4) Stop checking the NOAA "trajectory" predictions every day.
5) Piss on a Republican if they were on fire--nah, I wouldn't have done that any time since November of 2000.

[WeDidIt]

1. I'm not going back to Gulf Shores or Key West this year.

:sigh: