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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:26 PM Original message |
Fight erupts in church over "Touchdown Jesus" |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. People say God doesn't have a sense of humor. |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:29 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Apparently they didn't get the message the first time |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. If Touchdown Jesus didn't prove it, Fireproof Jesus sure the hell will |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:33 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. A truly warped sense of humor at that. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
10. They might say it but they don't mean it... |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:47 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. Hey Hubert....nobody told us Jesus was into the NFL...prolly watched the Super Bowl...Holy Crab shit |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:58 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. I think he was really tailgating at the last supper. |
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RamboLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:43 PM Response to Reply #1 |
16. Yep - the porn store across the street wasn't struck n/t |
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rpannier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 04:38 AM Response to Reply #16 |
52. God missed??? |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 04:23 AM Response to Reply #1 |
50. And they say he's not an art critic either n/t |
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Chulanowa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
3. "A bigger, better, fireproof Jesus statue" |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:37 PM Response to Reply #3 |
11. LOL. How many people you figure that church could feed with the $$ it will cost to rebuild. |
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OnionPatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 07:46 AM Response to Reply #11 |
57. Feeding the hungry?! What does that have to do with Jesus?? |
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JHB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:55 PM Response to Reply #3 |
48. That's why God makes tornadoes... |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
5. Drug Test TDJ, ASAP! |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:57 PM Response to Reply #5 |
21. George does Who is on First |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:21 PM Response to Reply #21 |
31. LOL |
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teknomanzer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
6. Who did not see this coming? |
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Raster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
8. 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image. |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
9. "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology." |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:51 PM Response to Reply #9 |
19. LOL!...Good one! |
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Ignis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:17 PM Response to Reply #9 |
26. ... |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
12. Wur gonna servav this here tral of FAR, brothers and sisters. |
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arcane1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
13. Hilariously ignorant of their own 10 commandments |
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theothersnippywshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:19 PM Response to Reply #13 |
42. Probably hoping that God grades on a curve. n/t |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
14. It's not clear from the story |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
15. You know, the $700,000 to rebuild the statue would feed a LOT of hungry |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:18 PM Response to Reply #15 |
27. Their idea of feeding hungry people is a "free prayer breakfast." |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:37 PM Response to Reply #27 |
35. They should build THIS... |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:14 PM Response to Reply #15 |
41. According to Limbaugh |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
17. Facebook group has over 5,700 people now. |
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lumberjack_jeff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
20. I have a new favorite phrase: "a bigger, better, fireproof Jesus statue" n/t |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:20 PM Response to Reply #20 |
29. Not even god himself can destroy our new Jesus! n/t |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
23. Pitiful, delusional Assclowns ! |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
24. Why don't they just make a big golden calf? |
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JoeyT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:50 PM Response to Reply #24 |
44. Last time they tried that they were pretty soundly mocked for it. |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
25. See also: chrisTians of Little Faith to Defy Act of god, will Rebuild Fireproof Version... |
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Release The Hounds (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
28. The church has security guards? |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:20 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Of course. Their church is a big building full of money and crazy people. n/t |
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AsahinaKimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
32. Amazing... |
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Ohio Joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
33. "a bigger, better, fireproof Jesus statue" |
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Dappleganger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:39 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. That statement alone was worth the read! |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:58 PM Response to Reply #33 |
38. Yeah! That's the ticket! |
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Posteritatis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 07:31 PM Response to Reply #33 |
62. What can one *possibly* add to the discussion after a line like that? (nt) |
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KonaKane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
34. So Katrina was God's punishment on pro-choicers, but lightning striking the touchdown Jesus |
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
37. They are worshipping false gods, violating a Commandment |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
39. FIREPROOF JESUS! |
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Barack_America (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:22 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. The flame retardant savior. |
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callous taoboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 07:44 AM Response to Reply #39 |
56. Fireproof Jesus and the Gated Disciples |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
40. "Fireproof Jesus" would make a great name for a rock band. |
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mindwalker_i (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 09:26 PM Response to Reply #40 |
49. Rock on dude!` |
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HarveyDarkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
45. Heywood Banks just updated Big Butter Jesus |
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Barack_America (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 07:51 AM Response to Reply #45 |
58. Hah! Brilliant. |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 07:25 PM Response to Reply #45 |
60. A very, very funny man |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
46. If you build it, they will fight. |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-10 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
47. What a waste of money the whole thing is |
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rpannier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 04:37 AM Response to Original message |
51. Fire Proof??? |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 05:41 AM Response to Original message |
53. A flag on the play |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 05:48 AM Response to Original message |
54. If only he would have been green instead of yellow, the Eagles would have won the Super Bowl |
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kgnu_fan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 05:58 AM Response to Original message |
55. I thought Jesus himself was against idol worshipping.... |
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BR_Parkway (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
59. "church security" - now doesn't that just sum it all up? It's not a church |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-10 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
61. Personal foul, unecessary roughness. 15 yard penalty. 2nd and 25. |
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