Palin Humiliated by Bill-O "What Would YOU Do?" -- The Mudflats

[Blue_In_AK]

This is pretty funny stuff. "That woman is an idiot," and even Bill O'Reilly knows it.

http://www.themudflats.net/2010/06/16/palin-humiliated-by-bill-oreilly-what-would-you-do/

OK, Mudflatters… It’s been a little while since we’ve gone on a group foray into Palin World, but this one I couldn’t resist. This interview was quite something. The “naughty librarian” is nowhere in sight. Palin’s latest incarnation is more like the mean librarian. The one who slams a giant book on the table next to you when she catches you whispering. (Yes, I’m speaking from experience) Tight-lipped, jaw-clenched, death-stare librarian, complete with the Xtra Large helmet shaped bumpit.



Fair warning. You’ll find yourself cheering for Bill O’Reilly.

I meant to post this last night, but frankly after transcribing into the wee hours of the morning, the only reasonable course of action was to become unconscious for a long period of time. So here I am, fresh as a daisy with all my supplies. Too, also, you’ll want to make sure you’re prepared for our little hike up Crazy Mountain.

Tums? Check.

Desk padding to prevent head injury? Check.

Rubber boots? Check.

Cool damp cloth? Check.

High protein snack? Check.

Liquor? Check.

My comments and references will appear in blue. If you can view the video, you can read along.

<snip - transcript and comments follow>

:rofl: :rofl:

[Lasher]

1. Well since Orly has dropped out of sight after her crushing election defeat,

I will settle for second best Palin buffoonery.

[ladywnch]

28. what were her numbers? has she filed suit yet against anyone for her loss? n/t

[Caliman73]

33. Her opponent got 74% of the votes. She got around 26%

She filed a lawsuit prior to the election claiming that Dunn was ineligible to run. No information on where the suit is in process.

[Lasher]

39. Thank you.

God forgive me, I do look forward to the next episode of Doctor Orly, Dentist at Law

[Number23]

45. Classic. Absolutely classic

Doctor Orly, Dentist at Law :rofl:

Put Dr. in quotes and you've nailed it.

[tanyev]

46. I would add "Doctor Orly, Dentist and Black Belt at Law".

Must see TV.

[ladywnch]

54. you gotta admit, she did chose the right profession..... she is a pain. n/t

[Ikonoklast]

60. "Legal Ninja" is even better.

[Catshrink]

2. Mudflats!

Palin's first response has me scratching my head. WTF is she saying? This is incoherent - as AKMuckraker says: Longest. Sentence. Ever.

"Palin: I did. I kinda have a big beef with you too though Bill if you don’t acknowledge that President Obama is wrong on his call for a need for energy policy. Certainly we need that but he is wrong not to acknowledge that we still need on a three-legged stool, the conventional sources of energy to be drilled here, otherwise Bill we are going to be dropped to our knees and bowing to the Saudis, and Venezuela and places like Russia that will keep producing oil and petroleum products, and we will have to let them produce for us because we will still be dependent upon these sources of energy in addition though, too, shifting more towards renewables, which of course we need, and the other leg of that stool is conservation. President Obama… it scares me – it saddens me that the CEO of our nation does not understand that inherent link between the conventional sources of energy that we’re dependent upon and our security, our prosperity, our freedom."

[ejpoeta]

9. um, i think we are already on our knees bowing to the saudis.

i remember not too long ago a certain president bush begging OPEC to not cut production of oil. we ARE dependent on the very countries who we are in conflict with right now. and no amount of drilling here is going to change that. we will never have as much oil as they do. the only thing we CAN do is to make oil obsolete and find alternatives. period.

[Blue_In_AK]

17. The VoteVet ads that address this issue

are very compelling.

[cap]

34. umm, no... we were kissing them on the lips

there's a difference between being on our knees bowing and giving them a big smooch or holding hands.

Bush wasn't on his knees... at least, not in public.

[Lasher]

52. Flashback 2008: Jawbone of an Ass

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2989040#2989101

[gratuitous]

15. Golly, that sentence

Marking for later viewing of the video clips.

What a tossed salad of scrambled words and ideas. It's like reading the text of an excited fourth grader detailing the action from a Transformers movie. Mind racing ahead of mouth, eager to hit all the talking points, but having to backfill constantly as disconnected thoughts are voiced in the middle of a run-on sentence.

One point: Obama is not the "CEO of our nation," he's the president. And as much as the faux free marketeers would like it to be so, there's a big difference between running a company and running a country. One of the first, most obvious differences is that companies can refuse service to anyone; leaders of countries have an obligation to all citizens, not just the ones they like this week.

[Caretha]

40. Could someone run that through a translater program for me?

[proud2BlibKansan]

55. She makes my brain hurt

[BrklynLiberal]

3. thanks for posting this. It is great.

I cannot help but wonder what the hell is getting into O'LIEly. I still believe he is a schmuck..but his momentary lapses of insanity make me wonder what is happening to his brain. I hope it is not terminal.

[Scuba]

25. I think he suffers from guilt....

...knowing what a whore he is, and so he occasionally says (or in this case, asks) something legitimate. On The Daily Show he has made significant concessions about Fox's 'fair and balanced' positions.

[BrklynLiberal]

26. Think he has some sort of terminal disease? I just cannot fathom his sudden

bouts of rationality.

[voteearlyvoteoften]

4. Giant bumpit death stare

or Norweigans are known for um dikes.
I love it! (aren't the Dutch known for um dikes?)

[D23MIURG23]

48. Yeah, you know, those Norweigians need dikes to keep their fjords from flooding...

:crazy:

[Blue_In_AK]

5. Immoral Minority also has a good post up on this

with more of the video. It's hysterical.

http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2010/06/sarah-palin-discovers-that-bill-oreilly.html

And, yes, her head DOES almost explode. :rofl:

[Richardo]

6. Great article!

:rofl: Rec!

[Chulanowa]

7. Wow. Just Wow.

That lady is so disjointed that she makes the Cirque du Soleil look stiff.

Also?



I thought she was from Wasilla, not Innsmouth

[Dulcinea]

61. Sarah Palin, Official Rodeo Clown of the GOP.

She's just there to distract the wingnuts, & she's laughing all the way to the bank.

[FSogol]

8. "Where can I get a “The Dutch and Norwegians are known for dikes” bumper sticker?"

:rofl:

[winstars]

10. Go to Mudflats for the Transcript...

Give them the hit and read it, best ever!!!

[Blue_In_AK]

13. Yes, please do.

She's a friend of mine (a fellow camera geek) and a very fine person. I'm so happy for her success.

[XOKCowboy]

30. Mudflats went to a lot of trouble to transcribe that gobbledygook. Well worth reading

Been a fan since the beginning.

[louis-t]

11. What the hell is wrong with that woman?

[bluestateguy]

12. It should be clear to anyone that Billo has never been a fan of the Caribou Bimbo

I've never seen him fawn over her like the other Fox bobbleheads.

[Donald Ian Rankin]

14. Palin is a worthy heir to George W. Bush. N.T.

[Critters2]

16. The Norwegians are known for dikes...

:rofl:

[Contrary1]

36. In response to the Norwegians and their dikes, this one wins the prize:

Buffalogal says:

June 16, 2010 at 12:44 PM
I’m Dutch on my Mom’s side and double-score, also gay. Dammit – I called Obama to offer my Dutch dike superior know-how but he’s dissed me too with the proverbial can’t even get a phone call back.

Oh yeah , Sistah $arah – I hear ya. O yes I do ! An outrage!


:rofl:

[Spazito]

18. This is absolutely hilarious!

Thanks, Blue_In_AK, for posting this, it will come in very handy! I have been told by friends and family, IRL, that I do a wicked impersonation of the speech patterns of the Quitter but have not done anything on that recently and they wanted to know why. My answer was because she hadn't provided any fresh 'material' for me but, thanks to you, I now have a fresh supply with which to amuse them, lol.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Blue_In_AK]

20. Glad to be of assistance.

I try to keep my Palin posts to a minimum, but every once in a while something comes along that is just too good not to share. :)

[monmouth]

19. Have the Freepers commented on this disaster? Is Billy under the bus?..n/t

[BurtWorm]

22. If I were a freeper, I would not be a happy crapper these days.

It's hard for anyone to be, but you'd have to be really, really, really self-delusional to see any positive signs coming from the right if you're a freeper. Your Palin-supported hacks have all gone down in flames except for the "raghead" sexpot in SC and the billionaires in CA. Your Beck is leaking gas from his gas bag. Your tea partiers all hate each other. Your one chance to watch Obama fail dismally is a no-win situation for anyone, least of all the Grand Oil Party. It must really suck to be a freeper. Even moreso now.

[glitch]

56. They're ok, they've got alters to JebLiz in their closets to pray to. nt

[Yeahyeah]

21. I guess this indicates that she is not their candidate for '12.

[Ichingcarpenter]

23. Its like listening to a three legged stool

and I don't mean the kind of stool you sit on
but the one that comes out while sitting

[Lasher]

53. It's hard to pick out a favorite response in this thread.

But this one is right up there, hee hee.

[cbdo2007]

24. This was great. The only thing crazier than SP is everyone here at DU that thinks she might

run for President in 2012.

[SpiralHawk]

27. No wonder the RepubliBaggers luvs her

She plainly full of poo poo.

[spanone]

29. ooouuuuccchhh....watched. too. much......

[jesus_of_suburbia]

31. She is an idiot. She reminds me of Bush.

[MiniMe]

32. This is the part that really got to me, other than calling Obama the CEO of the nation

She has said that you can't trust anything the oil companies say. and then she says this:

National security – safety of the people needs to be the top priority. That’s where we need to be funding instead of funding these other things on the periphery that really just get in the way of the private sector’s progress and their ability to produce and to thrive and to prosper and instead our priorities in the national government have been screwed up. Now as governor of Alaska, what I did in dealing with the oil companies, and I’ll betcha 75% of my time was being taken up by energy issues here in this state. I had to set up our Petroleum Systems Integrity Office so that we could be there on the front lines making sure what the oil companies were telling us was legit, when they were dealing with their corroded pipes that we found out and other lax maintenance issues. It took us putting that as the highest priority to protect our resources, to protect our environment, including not only the physical environment but the human environment here.

which leads us to believe that she spent all her time in office regulating the oil company, which she is against. :banghead:

[Hubert Flottz]

35. Adolf Barbie...

[wildflower]

37. Her solution is help from the Europeans?

I thought they hated that, believing instead in "American exceptionalism."

Palin: Well, then what the federal government should have done was accept the assistance of foreign countries, of entrepreneurial Americans who have had solutions that they wanted presented.

O’Reilly: Who? Who?

Let the unraveling begin! Here we see the scary librarian in full bloom. Yikes.

Palin: They can’t even get a phone call returned, Bill. The Dutch! They are known…and the Norwegians are known for um dikes, and for cleaning up water and for dealing with spills. They offered to help and yet no… they too with the proverbial can’t even get a phone call back. That is what the Norwegians are telling us and the Dutch are telling us and the entrepreneurial Americans the the company in Maine that has the boom and um the the uh absorbants – those companies that are waiting for the Obama administration eight weeks later for the regulators to come in and say “OK, we’ll purchase from you now and we’ll do all that we can.”

And that paragraph continues. There's more at the link ( http://www.themudflats.net/2010/06/16/palin-humiliated-by-bill-oreilly-what-would-you-do/ ).

[Frustratedlady]

38. She spent what % of time overseeing the Alaskan pipe line and making sure

it was repaired?

Dang, I could swear I read an article this morning that said the pipeline was in horrendous condition with corrosion and pipes about to break.

Maybe she was talking about something else. Hmmmm!

[Scurrilous]

41. K & R

:thumbsup:

[Subdivisions]

delete. dupe. n/t

[Subdivisions]

42. You could have at least provided an offensive image warning. n/t

[madinmaryland]

43. I guess we need to get the Norweigans over here to build dikes??

:wtf:

[ZombieHorde]

44. In summery, the government needs to do more and big government is bad. nt

[XemaSab]

49. You forgot the part where

the oil companies all lie, which is why we need to pull in the private sector to fix this thing.

[Blue_In_AK]

51. She is the definition of "pretzel logic"

[D23MIURG23]

47. Holy Odin that woman is stupid.

Its fucking jaw-dropping what a cretin she is. Nothing that she says ever makes any sense; she is completely incapable of holding an intelligent discussion for a full three minutes.

[XemaSab]

50. This warms the cockles of my heart

:)

[spanone]

57. the stupid humiliates the stupider

[JBoy]

58. Love it! Bill-O totally sandbagged her.

[Lilyeye]

59. If it wasn't for Bill O stumping her by asking "What would you do"

I would have shot myself in the head after listening to that bullshit. That was WELL worth it.