He is Resin!!11one!!

[Fumesucker]

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/dayton-news/jesus-statue-destroyed-by-fire-762245.html?cxtype=rss_local-news

[MineralMan]

1. Very nice!

:rofl:

[Richardo]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:


:thumbsup: + :rec:

[Speck Tater]

3. Clearly Jesus was being punished for his sins.

That's the reason they trot out any time something bad happens to somebody else. Turnabout's fair play.

[sinkingfeeling]

4. I think he was raptured!

[alterfurz]

16. or ruptured?!

[BR_Parkway]

5. I spooked the dog laughing so loud at just the headline, the picture

absolutely lived up to it!

[SidDithers]

6. Most excellent post...

:applause:

Sid

[lumberjack_jeff]

7. Dang. Some people just can't catch a break. n/t

[csziggy]

8. It's a sign from GAWD! "No graven images" and all of that stuff.

Gawd has spoken - they better not rebuild Big Butter Jaysus or He will go after their church next.

:sarcasm:

[Fumesucker]

10. Barack or barak means "lightning" in Hebrew... n/t

[csziggy]

11. Cool - I had an idea for a photoshop and that gives me a better one

Too bad I have too much other stuff to do to make either one. In fact, I should be working now...

[Caretha]

23. I hope

that they rebuild it and that gawd smites it again within 30 days. That would really make my day.

[katmondoo]

9. Yuck they are going to rebuild that thing

[mikeytherat]

12. What will replace "Explosive Fire-Hazard Jesus"?

Find out here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=214&topic_id=250723&mesg_id=250723

I'd cast my vote for "Three Invisible Dicks Sarah Palin Jesus."

:rofl:

mikey_the_rat

[Fumesucker]

13. Well, "barack" means "lightning" in Hebrew..

So the Obama Jesus would be fitting..

But I like Godzilla Jesus better..

ETA: It's also instructive to note that the statue was built by nuts and destroyed by a bolt.

[montanto]

14. "Oh, the idolatry!"

Sad day for jesus everywhere.

[Barack_America]

15. Resin? Well, that would explain the fireball.

:rofl:

[WeDidIt]

17. TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

OOPS,...maybe the ball didn't REALLY break the plane of the goal line after all.

[Barack_America]

19. TORCHDOWN!!

[hootinholler]

18. K&R for the DUzy Headline! n/t

:rofl:

[Barack_America]

20. "My God is an explosive God"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

21. Kitsch Kremated.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. All we need now is a stick-up-his-ass Xian wailing about DU's hatred of religion

to make this thread's perfection absolute! :rofl: