Could it work? A simple solution to the clash of civilizations...

[Boojatta]

Step 1: All Americans receive British passports.

Step 2: All existing US passports are declared void.

Step 3: One new, valid US passport is created and given to Salman Rushdie.

Step 4: Eventually, Salman Rushdie will die of old age. Thus, the "death to America" dream will have been fulfilled while simultaneously ridding the world of the author of the notorious Satanic Verses.

[WeDidIt]

1. That's some fucked up shit right there

[Ozymanithrax]

2. And after just 234 years, the British will have won the Revolutionary War...

Which will forever after be labeled the Tea Party Rebelion...

[Boojatta]

4. You're already deep into branding, but I was thinking that first there

might be a few substantive details in the plan itself that need to be ironed out. ;-)

[Ozymanithrax]

10. You will need at least a 12 step program to fix the clash of civilizations...n/t

[Goldstein1984]

6. Well...

they've certainly resumed the Battle of New Orleans, so the Gulf Spill could be considered resumption of the War of 1812.

[Ozymanithrax]

9. Where are Andy Jackson and Jean Lafitte when we need them. n/t

[Goldstein1984]

3. It's at least as good...

as the foreign and immigration policies we have.

[mdmc]

5. not bad

..

[Robb]

7. Well done. nt

[grahamhgreen]

8. And I thought wecould hust stop bombing their kids!

[democrat2000]

11. Well said...

:toast:

[lunatica]

12. Finally! A real solution that will work!

Peace and happiness will bust out everywhere!

[Boojatta]

13. Hope springs eternal...

[EFerrari]

14. I don't want to rid the world of Salman Rushdie.

Those people can just go clash themselves forever for all I care. :)