Sunday rolls over, sits, pants, and begs (us to CAPTION Head Wreck at the history board!!!),

[skip fox]

This swamp of confusions, prejudices, quirks, and self-congratulation is saying: "Here is it folks, our government, all three branches. And what is this hanging from the executive branch? . . . It's a shadow government with hired assassins, forced abortions, mandatary sex-change operations, alien helicopters, mind-control devices, lobotomy clinics, euthanasia kiosks, the works!!!! . . . It's absolutely, mind-numbingly crazy!!!"

[IDemo]

1. "The pyramids walked on giant robotic legs!"

[Sub Atomic]

2. One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.

[jimshoes]

3. While love getting my hands all inked up

from drawing stupid shit on this board what I really enjoy is making shadow puppets. See the shadows my hands a are making. You guess what I'm making, then we'll talk about belly button lint. :crazy:

[blondeatlast]

4. "I throw it at the wall like this, and if it slides off, I cry about it on-camera anyway." nt

[pinboy3niner]

5. "Let's spell Legislative: L..E..J..."

It's almost as good as his "Oligarhy." LOL

[Ezlivin]

6. "L.E.J. actually shrinks hemorrhoidal tissue..."

"...and makes a tasty salad dressing."

[peekaloo]

7. The three branches of Christianity. L for Lord, J for Jesus and E for Evilution!

Lookit how the Lord and Jesus have Evilution surrounded and the Tea Baggers have attacked from below. It's an epic battle for your very souls America, so don't let the Liberals ram their beliefs down your throats! It may be hard to swallow for some of you and I myself get choked up but by golly let us all Tea Bag for Jesus... or Joseph Smith as I know him.

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Gawd I wish we still had DUzys.

That was a wonderful description.

[IDemo]

10. What ever happened to them, anyway?

That was a great part of DU. It would be nice if they could be resurrected somehow without putting the workload on just one person.

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. Dunno.

Couple of times recently they have been resurrected but not for long.
I know there is a template for them, if anyone wants to volunteer.

[Mika]

9. Looks like the FEDEX "now that the economy has changed" ad.

Caption: This is how your job is going to China - overnight

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[proud2BlibKansan]

12. "Help me with my campaign to have teabaggers invade the executive branch!"

[Mojeoux]

13. "you see how the dingle-berries hang ONLY from the 'e-thiest' sphincter?"

What he is really saying is hilarious. Mandatory sex changes!!Any why only alien helicopters? Don't aliens have greater technology than helicopters?

[skip fox]

14. The reality of what Beck is saying in the OP comes from a fabulist universe.

I.e., I wrote it, but I like to think we channel essences when we CAPTION correctly. So in a way, it's more true.

[dembotoz]

15. and now i will finish my shadow puppet of a my giant penis