What a day for a daydream! Please come CAPTION the Ann the Rail and Rush the Pail!!!!

[skip fox]

(Pale of lard that is. A large one!)



He could eat no lean,
And she cold eat no fat,
Yet they were passing mean
For all of that.

[rfranklin]

1. Rush...always sucking on the big brown tobacco dick...

is that Freudian or what?

[muffin1]

2. Why do people persist in saying

that fat pig is gay?

[Hugabear]

3. Is that Jabba the Hutt sitting next to Emperor Palpatine?

[treestar]

4. Annie wears a new dress

this one has a zipper. Call the fashion houses!

She looks like a ghoul. And she's trying to look so statesmanlike.

[blondeatlast]

13. Give her credit. at least she hasn't been spotted in the L'Eggs Suntan pantyhose for

a year or so.

[Stevenmarc]

5. Look at us sit in front of books, it impresses our audience of rubes.

[lunatica]

6. Breaking Bad

[skip fox]

7. Rush is saying: "I sit here with Ann Coulter, my fellow denizen of Olympus,

that we might hold forth with our combined, unparalleled intelligence and let our fellow creatures,(coughs) 'so called,' in on a little secret about the significance of existence. Ann Rand, our spiritual mother, said 'Greed is all.' But Ann and I have come to the understanding that there exists one other thing of significance, one other thing worth risking mind and life for, one other thing worthy of nearly ultimate sacrifice: . . . fame! . . . No matter how won. . . . No matter how deserved. . . No matter how many bodies. . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[unhappycamper]

8. Man, that is two plates full of ugly. n/t

[AnArmyVeteran]

9. How about "Pewwwty & the Beast"?

Their reekness surpasses the stench of 100,000 skunks.

(I apologize to skunks for the above remark).

[Stevenmarc]

10. Tonight on Mastercrap Theater

[muffin1]

11. !

:spray:

[peekaloo]

12. Terrible casting for the next Addams Family movie!!!!!

[ThomThom]

14. damn that women is scary skinny

could she be ill or something
maybe we should send her some food

[Skidmore]

17. Would be a waste of money since she'd probably purge.

[Dr Morbius]

15. Evil takes many forms.

This picture shows four different forms of evil. Note the expensive books at the back of the set, symbolizing wealth and therefore entrenched power. Note the Fox "News" logo in the corner. Note the personification of gluttony on our left, Rush Limbaugh, and "hatred in a dress" on the right, Ann Coulter.

There's your caption. Evil takes many forms.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. "Now Fido, this thing here on my left, is what you are going to look

like if you don't start eating your gravy train!"

[skip fox]

18. "On tonight's program, my co-host and I, in accordance with our individual expertise,

will undergo a lightning round series of binging and purging activities. Guess who's in charge of what?"

[skip fox]

19. "Often Ann and I will attempt to coordinate our visits to the vomitorium just so

we can make sure we're on the same page."

[leftofcool]

20. Tonight, we will be discussing a new diet... Anorexifat.

Watch for the new book soon.

[skip fox]

21. Ann is thinking: "I've gotta an Adam's apple like a bull in rut!"

yikes

[skip fox]

22. Rush is sying, "If you put us both together, there's enough to make

tow decent humans, if someone adds the 'decent' part."