Did Sarah Palin Buy Herself a Couple of Luxury Items? (Breast Implants)

[The Straight Story]

Did Sarah Palin Buy Herself a Couple of Luxury Items?

We got a political news tip on our Facebook page from Wonkette operative “Laura,” and it goes like this: “Sarah Palin 12/09 no boobs http://bit.ly/bmQtPJ #Sarah Palin today, Instant boobage! http://j.mp/dokqd2 only her #plasticsurgeon knows4sure.” We are not fluent in the Twitter-Facebook dialects, but somehow we can follow the gist.

The only group of people who look at ladies’ boobs more than straight men are straight women. Experts say straight women spend up to 37% of their time evaluating the breasts of their friends, enemies, peers and total strangers, while the number triples (to 111%) for lesbians. What we mean is, women seem to keep very careful mental records about such things, taking into account a wide variety of factors such as pregnancy, wardrobe, diet, exercise regime, miraculous undergarments and, of course, the work of the cosmetic surgery professionals who keep America’s last alt-weekly newspapers as going business concerns.

And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named “Laura”), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday. Oh, you didn’t know the Palins frequent the horse races these days, with their own racehorse, named “First Dude,” and that it competed “at the 142nd Belmont Stakes, the final leg of racing’s Triple Crown”?



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[dipsydoodle]

1. She's got a mean looking pair of

knees in your first link. :)

[gratuitous]

2. Moxie and Spunk II: This time, it's personal

Did she buy them from Katherine Harris?

[Catshrink]

3. That woman is a boob.

[DoBotherMe]

4. Looks like she may have had cheek implants

as well. Her nasolabial fold is gone. Dana ; )

[upi402]

10. Doesn't surprise me at all

She has the dosh to lavish love on the prime target of her affection now. 'More money than sense' - a truism if ever there was one these days.

[LibDemAlways]

26. Yep, work done on her face as well. Next thing you know she'll be

announcing a divorce, moving to Malibu, and taking up with some young Hollywood stud.

[KansDem]

5. WOW!!! It's like looking at *two* Alaskas!

Hubba! Hubba!

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. I honesty don't care

A brain implant would be newsworthy however.

[NashVegas]

7. "When Did You Stop Beating Your Wife"

Can't you find something better and less sexist?









I wouldn't be at all surprised if she's had some "lift" but augmentation is doubtful.

Can't you find something better?

Oh, and p.s. - if this is what the DNC and Congressional Dems have in store for us in 2012, while sexism may work as well against SP as it did HC, try that shit again and Dems will LOSE smaller races overall, as female voters stay home.

[SidDithers]

12. The middle pic is a shoop...

I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing a few shoops in my time.

Sid

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[ParkieDem]

8. Hmmm

Hasn't that picture on the left been proven to be a PhotoShop job?

[SidDithers]

13. No, it's from a pictorial she did for Runners World magazine...nt

Sid

[Tailormyst]

9. My guess is different shirts and bras.

[Johonny]

32. could be

You can do a lot with just that combo. Modern technology is wonderful.

[MrScorpio]

11. Gee, I dunno...

What do you think?

[Ezlivin]

14. Nah. She's just been stuffing her speaker's fees in her bra.

She doesn't trust the banks any longer.

[Ozymanithrax]

15. She borrowed the bulge from bush's flight suit and split it down the middle. n/t

[Texasgal]

17. eeewwwww!

:spray:

[LynneSin]

18. This really is beneath us and I doubt she did

First 2 photos she's wearing a jacket cut in a way that would flatten what she has. The first photo was what she did for a Running magazine, perhaps she was wearing a sports bra. The second one is also a non-flattering jacket that could possibly flatten her a bit more.

Last photo is a clingy tee-shirt, which as a woman I can say only enhances what you have if you do it right. The material looks flimsy and if she happen to be wearing a wonderbra she might look like she's got a bit more then normal.

[tammywammy]

21. I saw a commerical the other day

There's apparently a new Victoria's Secret bra that makes you look a whole cup bigger.

[LynneSin]

23. Why do you think it's called the "Wonder" bra

Because when a guy take it off they wonder what happened to your boobs

[tammywammy]

28. Heh

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

43. Beneath us?

Whatchootalkinbout LynneSin?

:rofl:

[Echo In Light]

19. Who gives a fuck about palin

[Mudoria]

20. Well, that is a nice rack in the 3rd picture..

brain transplant would have been more helpful.

[Codeine]

22. She's a complete dumbass, but speculating about her rack is silly.

If she got a boob job she got a boob job -- who cares? :shrug:

[no_hypocrisy]

24. Could be a new bra from Victoria's Secret . . . .

[Kalyke]

25. Uh... one doesn't have to be keeping tabs to notice when eruptions have occurred.

I don't look at other women's breasts (I have my own - don't need to), but when someone goes from a B to a D overnight, it's hard not to notice. Duh.

It's like when your favorite Spandex rock star would forget to put the armadillo in his trousers.

[ellenfl]

27. holy cow, those are SOME udders!

she doesn't need implants, she married a boob. maybe she's preggers.

ellen fl

[Gates9]

29. Of Course She Did! Have You Seen The Other "Talent" On Fox News?

lol

[Vinca]

30. They have the same "natural" grapefruit-like quality that

Heidi what's-her-name's boobs have. It's a shame they can't enhance brain cells.

[Blue-Jay]

31. Maverack?

[CarlaLevin]

39. Mave-rack?

Props to you - I can't help myself! I love snark!

[Stinky The Clown]

33. a: New Boobage b: New Fredericks of Hollywood c: Who Actually Cares?

I find her among the world's least attractive woman. Her breasts are of virtually no concern to me.

[Old Troop]

34. Just one -- she's saving up for the other!

[jillan]

35. Why would a boob need to buy boobs?

[eppur_se_muova]

36. That's quite a pose there. Looks like she's headed into ...

... a steel cage death match with Katherine Harris. "Moxie and Spunk, you have met your match in Moose and Squirrel!"

[Blue_In_AK]

37. It certainly looks that way.

I was somewhat astounded when I saw "the girls" in that Belmont Stakes picture. She was always rather flat-chested.

[crazyjoe]

38. grow the f**k up. Oil is spewing into the gulf, unemployment is at

%10, people are starving and living on the streets, and we are talking about Palin's boobs!!!!
unbelievable.

[seabeyond]

41. doing a high five...... YA. nt

[snooper2]

40. No, Todd bought them

And she will wear them proudly for him :rofl:

[seabeyond]

42. she makes the money. todd follows behind. nt

[snooper2]

44. Well, I figured she gives him an allowance..

and he wanted to do something nice for her :)

I wonder why people don't get the fact that she's never going to run for office again. She can't stand the public scrutiny. She's going to cash in with speaking and books for the knuckledraggers until she gets a tv gig.

[seabeyond]

45. and she never follows thru.... just teases and then slinks away with excuses.

i hear ya.