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ithinkmyliverhurts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 06:55 PM Original message |
I'm at a wedding, and my uncle's right wing friend approaches me. |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
1. Har! |
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roguevalley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 11:12 PM Response to Reply #1 |
37. right now, with all the shit going on, I would have killed him with a spoon. |
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happygoluckytoyou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 04:03 PM Response to Reply #37 |
77. IN A RELATED STORY... it would explain how a virgin was pregnant but doesn't explain 3 wise men |
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zipplewrath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
2. And his kid was a liberal |
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Lifelong Protester (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 11:55 AM Response to Reply #2 |
46. I'm sorta dense, took me a couple of reads to get your reply |
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zipplewrath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:30 PM Response to Reply #46 |
57. Fairly indisputable |
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Lifelong Protester (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 10:47 PM Response to Reply #57 |
92. Oh, and I agree with you. I was laughing at my denseness. |
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nxylas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:19 PM Response to Reply #2 |
52. More often than you think, I suspect |
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Chulanowa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
3. Ouch! |
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IADEMO2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:00 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Mushroom Cloud |
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JuniperLea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
4. Snappy comeback! |
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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
5. Good one. |
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Berserker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
7. I think I am fucked |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:02 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Only because of the mustache. |
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Berserker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:04 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. AWWW fuck I knew |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:03 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Not if you shave. |
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ithinkmyliverhurts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:08 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Hah, hah. Funny. |
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Walk away (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:12 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. no, but I can't believe I don't have you on "ignore"..... |
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whatwasthequestion (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:17 PM Response to Reply #7 |
17. I was concerned to about joining in |
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eagertolearn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 05:29 PM Response to Reply #7 |
80. The difference is did you believe Obama was going to steal your guns? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
8. "...And so is the Easter Bunny, King Kong, And The Leprechaun Riding That unicorn |
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Itchinjim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
12. Ha! |
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awoke_in_2003 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
14. Oh shit... |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
16. Nothing good can comeof a mustache |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:26 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. An exception: Charlie Chaplin had one. |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:40 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Yeah, but so did Tom Selleck |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:53 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. I'll raise you a |
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glitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 08:17 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. Tom Selleck is trump. |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 08:41 PM Response to Reply #23 |
33. Well, I'll see your Lech Walesa, Fritjof Nansen and Grover Cleveland and raise you |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 09:02 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Hah! |
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Moonwalk (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 06:46 PM Response to Reply #23 |
87. And I'll put down a full-house with the greatest Republican Liberal of all.... |
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cachukis (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 07:05 PM Response to Reply #23 |
89. Nansen was the Balls. |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 07:37 PM Response to Reply #89 |
90. A true Renaissance Man |
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ithinkmyliverhurts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 09:24 PM Response to Reply #22 |
35. Damnit, people, I said Burt Reynolds |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:02 PM Response to Reply #35 |
48. That needs a WARNING |
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sasquuatch55 (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 04:26 PM Response to Reply #22 |
79. Groucho had one painted on. |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
18. So if god is a republican, |
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roody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
19. My dad tried to start with me. He said that |
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mwb970 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:37 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. There is no point in speaking with right-wingers about politics. |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 01:00 PM Response to Reply #21 |
60. Amen..... |
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wolfgangmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 01:59 PM Response to Reply #60 |
64. Are you sure that we are on our way to extinction? |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-10 09:17 AM Response to Reply #64 |
93. Yes I believe we are on our way toward extinction....... |
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wolfgangmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 01:56 PM Response to Reply #21 |
63. I disagree. |
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mazzarro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 02:25 PM Response to Reply #19 |
71. That was great! |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
24. BAM! Great comeback! |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
25. Dang! |
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donco6 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
26. I can never do that. |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
27. Even if God was a Repulican... |
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ShamelessHussy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
28. lol |
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jmondine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
29. Super-macho conservative. Is there any other kind? |
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glitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 08:18 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Super-macho-wannabe conservative. You did ask. nt |
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ithinkmyliverhurts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 06:58 AM Response to Reply #29 |
39. The wall-street conservative. |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 04:08 PM Response to Reply #39 |
78. Living in a rich suburb, I actually know more of those types |
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MindandSoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
32. Quick thinking! Good for you! |
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kgnu_fan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
36. And Pope defends "Him" |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-07-10 11:14 PM Response to Original message |
38. Dang! I could never have pulled tht off. |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
40. Good going! nt |
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revolution breeze (510 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
41. What a great response. n/t |
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wizstars (792 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
42. So then, why is His Son a Jewish liberal??? |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 10:14 AM Response to Original message |
43. Nicely done! |
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Soylent Brice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
44. PHENOMENAL. |
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Froward69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
45. God may be a republican... however Jesus is a Liberal. |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
47. You said "He's educated" and then said "(an MBA)". |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:18 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. Hey!!! |
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wolfgangmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 02:05 PM Response to Reply #51 |
67. Right. |
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liberation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 02:45 PM Response to Reply #67 |
72. It works both ways... |
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drmeow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
49. Alternative to the "Jesus is a liberal" |
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mrfocus (151 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
50. Awesome comeback.... |
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BlancheSplanchnik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 01:54 PM Response to Reply #50 |
62. start it! |
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asdjrocky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
53. Assuming a God... |
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janet118 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
54. We need a Snappy Comeback Cheat Sheet . . . |
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DesertDiamond (838 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
55. OMBG!!! You ROCK!!! I'm going to remember that one!!! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
56. !!! |
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marions ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
58. Excellent! |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
59. Classic case of... |
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EVDebs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
61. H L Menken's quote |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
65. Seriously, at a family event I try to to discuss things like Politics or Religion |
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The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
66. I would never have your poise. |
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Toucano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
68. Wait a minute! |
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beac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
69. Well done! |
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Xenotime (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
70. Yea!!! Way to shove it down his throat. |
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Political_Junkie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
73. That's awesome! |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
74. fan-TAS-tic! Just gorgeous. a three-pointer from way behind the midline... |
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DesertFlower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
75. good for you. |
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DesertFlower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
76. fortunately i come from a democratic family. |
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Divine Discontent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 07:41 PM Response to Reply #76 |
91. ditto. the few that are GOP in my list of relatives really have no clue about the facts of what is |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
81. Awesome! nt |
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WillyT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
82. Bravo !!! - K & R !!! |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
83. K&R |
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craigmatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
84. nice wit |
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southernyankeebelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
85. When I have a bible thumper tell me something like that I say to them Gee, God is really mad at you |
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davidwparker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
86. "Well, that would explain all the starving people in Africa." - Oh, SNAP! n/t |
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HughMoran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-08-10 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
88. Nice retort |
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