Teabag-to-English Translator Needed

[marmar]

[YOY]

1. I believe in English it comes across as "Durp Durp Durp."

n/t

[Mz Pip]

2. Yada yada yada

also, too.

[Hawkeye-X]

3. Had my dog translate..

(ok, it's not my dog, but it's an excuse to post this)

[Kalyke]

6. He couldn't understand it, either, huh?

I can understand "Dog" much easier than "Tea Party."

[HughBeaumont]

4. I'll Try -

1. "We, the Whiteys Are Pissed that there's a darkie president."
2. "I worked HARD for MY Health care, and I deserve it. It's everyone ELSE who's freeloading."
3. "I'm so pissed, I cannot finish sentences!"

[leftofcool]

5. Pick me! Pick me!

Here it is........"we are so pissed off because we have a Black president and we will do or say anything to get him impeached/recalled/thrown out of office/pick one"

[denverbill]

7. "Glen Beck said I should be mad and I am, but I'm not positive why". n/t

[Betty Karlson]

8. "I long for the days my temper tantrums still worked"

Full translation:

We, who have not read the constitution beyond the first three words

Are afraid of presidential powers in the hands of someone we cannot relate to
(Even if we paid less tax this year)

Media and commercial venues have indoctrinated us with scare of your plans, and we are too lazy to try and understand said plans. We call anything we don't understand a failure, and that includes Mr Obama.

I long for the days when my temper tantrums still worked.

Do you have a problem? - Because I'd love to sadle you with all my problems. These include my inability to finish my sentences with appropriate punctuation.

[HopeHoops]

9. That one's easy: "I'M A FUCKING IDIOT WHO WATCHES FOX!"

Most of them translate into that.

[pinboy3niner]

10. I'll think for myself when you pry my Faux News remote from my cold, dead hands

:evilgrin: