Join the DU Conest! Post how long OxyRush's 4th marriage will last

[LynneSin]

I'll bookmark the thread and when the divorce is announced we can see who was the closest.

We'll have a tiebreaker over which newsource will break the news on the split first:

I'm guessing 2 year 4 months and 7 days.

It'll be the National Enquirer that announces the split first.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. 18 months

And it breaks on Drudge.

[Catshrink]

4. I give 'em 8 months

really 4 months but not made public for a little longer.

It might depend on the prenup though.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. Could be earlier if she finds the kiddy porn pics

[Catshrink]

15. I was going to say...

less once she finds out about the Dominican trip. We both need a mind scrubbing.

[AndyA]

8. I've got to go with 18 months as well.

The first six will be wedded bliss. (Although how could anything with that disgusting man be blissful?)

Problems will begin during the last six months of the first year. His ego will become an irritant, and his overbearing personality will also begin to annoy.

He'll probably start putting on weight, increase his use of drugs, and be impatient with his wife.

She'll finally come to her senses, wonder what the hell she's doing with this man, and start making plans to dump his sorry ass, wondering why she didn't figure it out before.

[Hawkeye-X]

2. 666 days.

Citing irreconcilable differences.

[AnArmyVeteran]

13. Perfect Hawkeye-X!!! ... Citing Oxycontinal Differences :)

[Dont TS Me Brah]

30. almost 2 years?? ewwww... nt

[Ian David]

3. 18 days. n/t

[droidamus2]

5. 3 Years 5 Months 16 days

Keith Olberman will announce it first.

[zipplewrath]

6. 36 months

New York Post

[redwitch]

7. I give it 18 months

And the news reported in The Onion first.

[av8rdave]

9. 3 years, 19 days. First story will be a denial on Fox News

[LynneSin]

17. and then Fox will put a "D" next to his name claiming he is a democrat

:rofl:

[av8rdave]

22. "Liberal talk show host Rush Limbaugh announces divorce"

:rofl:

[Arctic Dave]

10. I going to guess that she will divorce him as soon as she fullfils her contract

and can get her payout.

Its all about the $$$$$$. Think of it as, "Fear Factor - Vile Marriage Edition".

[AnArmyVeteran]

14. She's just a paid prostitute. Who else would sleep with that beast?

[panader0]

12. There's probably a clause in the pre-nup about this

If she wants a decent divorce award, she'll have to serve X amount of time.
15 months. National Enquirer.

[Betty Karlson]

16. I'm going with 26 months

That's two years of contractually binding stuff, plus two months to settle the whole divorce in a nice, quiet way. Split to be announced by an off-the-cuff comment by Clarence Thomas.

[Kingofalldems]

18. Rush is just too HOT! No woman would ever leave him.

Yeah!

[LynneSin]

25. Seriously you need to stop huffing the paint

[Kingofalldems]

26. Lol. My post was sarcasm to the 10th power.

[LynneSin]

31. So was mine, that's ticket - I was joking

:hide:

:pals:

[Tikki]

19. December 28th 2011...

The press will find out when they catch rush handling his luggage
after returning from an island hop to the DR and wife #4 is seen at
the same time hanging out at some Manhattan bar with an old friend.


rush is nothing and is predictable...


Tikki

[TheMightyFavog]

20. 1 year, 6 months and fourteen days.

"News source" will be TMZ.

[Frustratedlady]

21. 15 months. Even that's too long for a sane woman...14 9/10s too long.

I'll go with Keith O. as the one to giggle through the announcement. He "loves" Rush so.

[WinkyDink]

23. Six months.

[olegramps]

24. I suppose that far too many have their price at which they can be bought.

The man is absolutely repulsive and it is very difficult to believe that anyone could be such a pig that they could actually love this abomination. What I have difficulty understanding is how so many of his ditto-head Christian Right-wing Fundamentalists can condone his four marriages. His support primarily comes from the Bible Belt racists segment of our dysfunctional society who claim to be conservative Christians. I wonder if they ever have actually read the New Testament. Go figure. I think that I will have to go with 666 days also. It seems appropriate.

Edited to agree with 666 day assessment.

[Myrina]

27. ... until the first time she sees him step out of the shower naked ...

:puke: MY EYES, MY EYES!!! :puke:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. Ahem.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8492923

[AnArmyVeteran]

29. My Guess: ZERO time! It isn't a marriage, it's a John & his Hooker, no relationship...

I win!

[Bozita]

32. Until the next time he heads to the Dominican Republic with a bottle of someone else's Viagra

[mnhtnbb]

33. I'll give it 10 months before the National Enquirer is reporting splittsville.

[dixiegrrrrl]

34. I'll go with 2 years

and National Inquirer will have it first.
You just gotta KNOW they have his place staked out already.

[blondeatlast]

35. His last marriage "lasted" ten years but I'm thinking he altready was with

Daryn Kagan when it ended.

I'm calling 2 1/2 years--the NY Post will be the first.