Gawkder wants you to suggest a flying banner message for Rush on his wedding day

[charlie]

Gawker has rented a plane to fly over Rush's house when he defends marriage with a 1-woman, 1-porkbeast union.

YOU can be the one who writes America's congratulations to our most aromatic radio host:

• Don't curse. We know Gawker commenters are expert swearers. But no profanity, please. The pilot has made it clear to us that he doesn't take kindly to that sort of thing.


• Be brief. The message can be no longer than 45 characters (Not words). Spaces count. This is about 1/3 of a tweet.


• Be clever. Remember, we rented a plane for this. Cheap shots and pure meanness is not going to cut it.


• Act fast. You have until 11am to submit your suggestion. Then we will pick the one we like the best and hand it over to the aviation company so they assemble the banner. The winner will be propelled to instant immortality, their message emblazoned across the brilliant Palm Beach sky as Rush and Kathryn start their lives together below.

http://gawker.com/5554947/help-us-congratulate-rush-limbaugh-on-his-wedding-day

[LawnKorn]

1. RUSH = Conservative TURD

[Dr.Phool]

2. Need Cover? Call Rick's Rent-A-Beard today.

[era veteran]

3. To him Viagra, to her Quaaludes & a hammer

[xchrom]

6. +1

[Canuckistanian]

4. Her boyish charms won his heart

All I got right now.

[JDPriestly]

5. And this will be wife number?????

Does anyone know?
Per Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush_Limbaugh

1) Limbaugh was first married on September 24, 1977, to Roxy Maxine McNeely, a sales secretary at radio station WHB in Kansas City, Missouri. They were married at the Centenary United Methodist Church in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. In March 1980, McNeely filed for divorce, citing "incompatibility." They were formally divorced on July 10, 1980.<1>

2) In 1983, Limbaugh married Michelle Sixta, a college student and usherette at the Kansas City Royals Stadium Club. They were divorced in 1990, and she remarried the following year.<1>

3) On May 27, 1994, Limbaugh married Marta Fitzgerald, a 35-year-old aerobics instructor whom he met on the online service CompuServe in 1990.<104> They were married at the house of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, who officiated.<105> They were separated on June 11, 2004.<106> Limbaugh announced on the air, "Marta has consented to my request for a divorce, and we have mutually agreed to seek an amicable separation." The divorce was finalized in December 2004.<107>

In September 2004, Limbaugh became romantically involved with then-TV personality Daryn Kagan, and they broke up in February 2006.<108>

He has dated Kathryn Rogers, a party planner from Florida, since 2007.<109>

So three marriages. This will be the fourth. I assume Wikipedia has the whole story.

So, Limbaugh failed at marriage not once, not twice, but three times. And now he has decided to try marriage for the fourth time.

Will he get a pre-nup? What do you think?

Why not a banner saying the name of the bride and Mrs. Limbaugh No. 4 -- Republican Family Values at Work.

[Wednesdays]

17. Hey, folks like him are experts at Family Values!

They'd have to be, seeing as how many different families they start!
:shrug:

[Hubert Flottz]

7. F*&^% Her RushBo, I Did!

[aquart]

8. Wait. A woman is marrying him ?

[girl gone mad]

9. Some gems so far..

"Rush - you still owe us for your last rentboy."

"Drop dead you fat, drug-addicted, bile-spewing American embarrassment."

"THERE'S A MEXICAN IN YOUR CAKE."

[Dr.Phool]

10. Larry Craig and Ted Haggard said No.

[UTUSN]

18. Bwah-HAH!1 n/t

[YOY]

11. "I give it 9 months tops"

n/t

[Scuba]

12. Marriage= 1 old man and 1 much younger female

[DefenseLawyer]

13. Funny stuff, but seems like a waste of resources to actually do it.

Like Rush or anyone messed up enough to be invited to his wedding is going to care. Sure I may be a cheap bastard and a wet blanket but print your funny responses online and take the money for the actual plane to a food bank or something.

[Vinca]

14. "DON'T DO IT, LADY. DON'T DO IT!!!"

(Yes, I am yelling.)

[peekaloo]

15. Bearded Lady to Marry Jabba the Putz.

[UTUSN]

16. K&R big #5 for the inestimable Gawker!1 n/t

[HopeHoops]

19. LADY! You'll burn your rear on the ceiling light!

Think about it.