Larry, Joe and Moe and the Oil Well...

[liberal N proud]

(A few seconds later, the top of the well casing comes blowing off and an oil gusher comes flying out).

LARRY: (To Moe with a sound of wonder in his voice as he points to the oil says): "An ink well."

MOE: (To Larry with a happy sounding voice and claps his hands says): "It's E-A-R-L."

LARRY: (To Moe with a questionable sounding voice): "E-A-R-L?"

MOE: (To Larry dancing excitedly and a sound of excitement in his voice says): "Yeah, coal earl."

LARRY: (To Moe as he puts his hand on Moe's arm all excited says): "You mean oil?"

(Larry shouts with total glee to Joe): "It's oil."

JOE: (Shouting and dancing in true happiness says): "Oil, it's a geezer, and oil geezer, we're rich."

MOE: (Sounding excited and worried says to both Joe and Larry): "Hey, it's outta control, we gotta cork it."

JOE: (To Moe sounding perplexed says): "We haven't got any corks."

MOE: (In general conversation and sounding a tad mad says): "Well, we're loosing money, you sit on it." (Looking at Joe).

JOE: (To Moe and Larry, Moe and Joe are running over to the well): "Okay, okay, okay."

(Joe then climbs up on the well casing and goes to sit on the oil geezer).

MOE and LARRY: (Runs over to Joe who is really happy says): "Nice work, kid."

JOE: (To Moe and Larry with a happy look on his face and a feeling of accomplishment says): "I'm a successful cork."

(Moe turns to shake Larry's hand and they say in happy unison): "S-U-C-C-E-S-S."

(CAMERA CLOSE-UP ON JOE):

(The impact of the oil comes gushing out with Joe riding on top of it, and now Joe who is suspended fairly high in the air by the oil is shouting in worry to Larry and Moe): "Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, help, help, I'm an unsuccessful cork."

[SpiralHawk]

1. "But, hey, it's all completely natural." - Curly Rush (R - Draft Dodging Corporatist)

"Look on the bright side. Think of the prOfiTs we republicon oil cronies has made. Sneer."

- xVP Dickie 'Five-Military-Deferments' Cheney (R - Haliburton)

THE THREE CHICKENHAWK REPUBLICON STOOGES


"We are going to deploy an aRmY of luggage-handling rEpuBlicaN rentboys to bLamE lib-ruls for this republiCorPorAte fiasco. Then you'll all be soRRy you mocked our Pharisee Family Values. Grrr."

- Newt 'Family-Values-Military-Deferment' Gingrich (R - Whiner)

[Dogmudgeon]

3. An aRmY -- or a DICK aRmY?

Look -- a micro-phony! A phony at the mike!

(The Three Stooges -- "Hiking the Appalachian Trail", 1938)

--d!

[CBGLuthier]

2. A Joe Besser Stooges Parody? Now that is a rare thing.

[SpiralHawk]

4. "Thank you. Thank you very much." - Joe The Besser (Unaffiliated)

[Chef Eric]

5. Youtube link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMHOLGKFdw

[liberal N proud]

6. Thanks

I was going to go looking for that but had not had the time.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. The Joe years were such sad ones for the Stooges.