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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 01:56 AM
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Oil Leak Bizarro World You Must Visit
The funny thing in this thought challenge or experiment is that - well, there's nothing funny about it except perhaps my writing, shielding the reality with the parody or reductio ad absurdum and thus revealing the ultimate sadness inherent in being a right wing radio talk show host. Without such magnanimous delusional egotism, I surmise suicides would be much higher in their field.

Today's Experiment: Obama & Oil

Scenario 1:
President Obama spent all Memorial Day weekend with the families of those killed in the rig blast and those already suffering the effects of the death of the fishing industry in the Gulf.

Right Wing Response:
"What's Obama doing? He's just placating them! He doesn't give a hoot about the crisis or about solving it - he just wants to make face time and look like he gives a crap. This is egotistical showmanship, nothing more.

"And besides, what about Arlington? Why isn't he there? He obviously doesn't care about the veterans either, those who gave their lives to guarantee our freedoms. Obama hates freedom! Nazi!"


Scenario 2:
President Obama invents a time machine and goes back to the beginning of the crisis to let BP know that if they drop the Top Hat, they should warm the top hat to avoid the creation of hydrates that might block the tube. The Top Hat solution vacates 90% of the oil spewing into the Gulf.

Right Wing Response:
"What is Obama doing? Is he suddenly Bill Nye the Science Guy? What does he know that BP doesn't? Sure the flow is stemmed, but it's only 90% - 10% is still ruining the lives of those who make their living from the Gulf.

"Obviously, he doesn't want a complete fix because then he wouldn't be able to take over the oil industry in America! Just like Hitler!"

more . . . (gets better!) . . . http://utteroutrage.blogspot.com/2010/06/oil-leak-bizarro-world-you-must-visit.html
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 07:36 AM
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1. kick
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 08:06 AM
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2. you'd think the internet would inform people. it only connects them with idiots with like minds
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-10 08:11 AM
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3. Did you forget the sarcasm smilie?
Or do you think DUers are idiots with like minds?
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