If anyone said this already: forgive me for not finding it. Bill Maher said in New Rules

[Mira]

somewhere towards the end, that until the spill is capped anyone filling up at a BP station should just drive off and leave the pump running.

Now I know this is not prudent, and none of us could pay for the grandiose possibilities of charges on our credit cards.

I also know we would all be in effing jail the minute someone caught up with us.

But somehow,
in the absence of either myself or my President able to put on a wet suit, swim down there, fix the problem, and come back with a big thumbs up

THIS REALLY MADE ME LAUGH.

[DesertFlower]

1. i laughed too.

[Bitwit1234]

2. I know this is a big joke played out in movies etc but

I was with a friend of mine when this really happened. Back when attendants put gas in your car, the 80's we pulled up to a station and she got 5 dollars worth of gas. Yes, 5 dollars gave her about half a tank. The attendant said that's 5 dollars Mam' she handed him the money and drove off. He started yelling stop stop stop. She did and the hose was still in the gas tank and then flopped out. She told the guy. Well usually you don't approach the car and ask for the money til the job is done. He shut off the pump as he took the hose off the ground and he mumbled....women drivers. I myself thought it was funny, but my friend didn't