Walrus: We do not live in the Gulf of Mexico, you stupid oil companyThe 7 dumbest things in BP’s spill response planJonathan Hiskes
25 May 2010 3:04 PM
Oil companies are
supposed to have spill-response plans prepared before they begin drilling in American offshore waters. Minerals Management Service safety regulators are
supposed to scrutinize those plans before signing off on them. But it's looking more and more like no one bothered to read BP's backup plan before the Deepwater Horizon rig began drilling 35,000 feet below the ocean's surface.
Here's the evidence:
1. BP mentions sea lions, seals, sea otters, walruses in its
Oil Spill Response Plan for the
Gulf of Mexico region. The geniuses who wrote the plan either don't know jack about wildlife, or they cribbed text out of a plan for the Arctic region.
2. BP's "plan" offers a
Japanese home shopping site as the link to one of its "primary equipment providers for BP in the Gulf of Mexico Region
rapid deployment of spill response resources on a 24 hour, 7 days a week basis." Apparently the site didn't have a 100-ton underwater containment dome in stock -- it took rescue workers days to build one in an early attempt to stop the leak ... which failed.
3. The "plan" included no information about tracking sub-surface oil plumes from deepwater blowouts, although more oil may be spreading below the surface than at the top.
4. The "plan" includes no oceanic or meteorological data, despite the ocean-floor site in a hurricane-prone region.
5. The "plan" directs BP media spokespeople to never make "promises that property, ecology, or anything else will be restored to normal." Sounds like weasely responsibility-dodging, although this may be more honest than the company intended.
6. The "plan" included no measures for preventing disease (viruses and bacteria) transmission to captured animals in rehab facilities. This was found to be a major risk after the Exxon Valdez spill, according to Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility (PEER), which analyzed the response plan and culled these absurd lapses in common sense.
7. The nearly 600 pages of the "plan" consist largely of lists, phone numbers and blank forms, according to PEER Board Member Rick Steiner, a marine professor and conservationist who tracked the Exxon Valdez spill.
"This response plan is not worth the paper it is written on," Steiner said in a prepared statement. "Incredibly, this voluminous document never once discusses how to stop a deep water blowout even though BP has significant deep water operations in the Gulf."
link:
http://www.grist.org/article/2010-05-25-the-7-dumbest-things-in-bps-spill-response-plan/
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