BP's plans for preventing and remedying disastrous oil leaks disclosed:

[Atticus]

1.) Think positive!

2.) Cash the checks.

3.) Smile confidently.

4.) Cash the checks.

5.) Cross your fingers.

6.) Cash the checks.

7.) Redefine "accident".

6.) Cash the checks.

7.) Blame business partners and contractors.

8.) Cash the damn checks!

[BrklynLiberal]

1. From their bahavior, that HAS to be the plan...

[gateley]

2. 9. Book flight to Grand Cayman. nt

[Catherina]

3. Rec'd n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. 10. Ask for suggestions, then disregard them.

[Chulanowa]

5. In China, they get shot

Even with its lax environmental standards, China's got no hesitation to drag corporate heads who fuck up past the regulations and then thumb their nose at the law in front of a firing squad.

[gratuitous]

6. Don't forget to cash the checks

Oh, and bump the price at the pump by a quarter a gallon.