Texas Board of Education to introduce new math standards

[ck4829]

The new rules include...

Pi will be exactly 3.

Inequalities will be banned from being taught. If we teach kids inequalities, then they will know the following; Number of votes that socialist Muslim Obama got > Number of votes McCain got and Number of pro-choicers > Number of pro-lifers.

Only absolute numbers. No more on the fence, morally relativist numbers anymore.

No more logic, logic goes against what Dunbar and McElroy are saying.

And more.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. ROFLMAO

May I borrow this?

[ck4829]

2. Certainly

[msongs]

3. 1 + 1 = Jesus so all other calculations are uneccesary nt

[Bitwit1234]

6. Better than what I would have said

1 and 1 equal 3 if it is a vote for a republican.

[mainer]

4. And no more irregular prime numbers!

Only regular prime numbers will be allowed.

[FBI_Un_Sub]

5. No more "imaginary numbers"

Such as i which is the square root of -1. Everybody knows that a negative number can't have no square root!

[BrightKnight]

8. They would have been renamed "faith numbers" but

nobody on the panel was capable of understanding 9th grade mathematics.

[Towlie]

7. "One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions..."

"You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics."

[patrice]

9. No moving decimal points to the left when dividing by 10, because the left is Socialist.