Sing of sweet CAPTIONS on a Sunday morn! PLease come do this grizzled tea partier.

[skip fox]

This mountain-man-of-the-living-room, this history buff who reenacts Civil War battles while staying nights at Motel 6, this intellectual of the comic book classic history series, this maestro of the View Master, is saying "Look. It's really very simple. If Jesus didn't mean for us to have a Constitution, he wouldn't have let it happen. We would have written Mein Junk or something else like that instead. It's obvious . . . as any fool can see!!!"

[Systematic Chaos]

1. I get my tea bags shipped to me every month from Liberty Medical!

No paperwork, no hassle, and they handle all the billing with my socialized Medicare!

Liberty Medical. And tea! They can help you live a better life!

[peekaloo]

2. LOL

*shakes fist* You stole my caption!!!!

:rofl:

[11 Bravo]

10. Wilford Brimley was my first thought as well, but I couldn't think of anything as clever as yours.

Nice!

[Codeine]

3. . . .

[IDemo]

4. I am the walrus. Coocoo, coocoo

[patrice]

11. smacking & drooling: "I am the Walrus. Here little Oysters. Here little Oyesters. Come be my friend!

I care about you."

[Glorfindel]

5. GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO

"Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen POE.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen — I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB

GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO

GOOGOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB"

[skip fox]

6. Our beer-magnet, amateur historian is saying: "Nobody deserves a handout.

Why when George Washington and the Pilgrims came over with Columbus, they didn't have but a few bucks between them . . . and see what they made! . . . Geez, man, look around you!!!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. How'd y'all like them thar dangly air refresh'ners mah wahf bought fer me?

Ah shore do smell purty now.

[skip fox]

8. "When my boss and his rich friends knew I was comin' down here, they called me an asshole.

Shows you how much they know! I've been using a colostomy bag for over six years!"

[Motown_Johnny]

9. "this is the only place I can get away with wearing these earrings"

[JBoy]

12. Unemployed Moustache Ride operator blames Obama socialism.

[lunatica]

13. Sure I can rough it as a Survivalist!

Why do you ask?

[Arkana]

14. DIABEETUS.