Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck ALL at the Charlotte NRA Convention
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Fri May-14-10 11:41 AM
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Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck ALL at the Charlotte NRA Convention
Who's willing to post my bail? Highest bidder gets to choose between verbal heckling, creme pie and a water balloon filled with non toxic permanent stain (think dye pack)
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Fri May-14-10 11:45 AM
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1. Only if you can snatch that wig off of Norris's head.
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Fri May-14-10 11:47 AM
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3. Behind Chuck Norris' wig there is not a head. There is only another
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Fri May-14-10 12:00 PM
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That would explain all the crap he spews.
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Fri May-14-10 12:05 PM
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9. Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!! Awesome. Family Guy reference and on topic! +1
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Fri May-14-10 11:46 AM
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2. Charlotte's not big enough
for all that bile in one place. :crazy:
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Fri May-14-10 11:51 AM
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4. What is the total IQ of all three?
I assume it may be over 100 (Total):evilgrin:
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Fri May-14-10 11:52 AM
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6. Less than that of your average turnip.
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Fri May-14-10 11:51 AM
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5. Only if you yell "Hey Sarah! Youuuuuuuu betcha!"
before hitting her in the face with a cream pie.
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Fri May-14-10 12:09 PM
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11. Name your price. It's got to cover bail and a lawyer.....n/t
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Fri May-14-10 11:52 AM
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7. so where's the Fourth Horseman, Michelle Bachmann, going to be?
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Fri May-14-10 12:00 PM
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8. Be careful and wear protective head gear.LOL
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Fri May-14-10 12:05 PM
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I can't say it or I'll be banned! :nuke:
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Fri May-14-10 12:10 PM
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12. Among Teabaggers, this is considered a "Brain Trust" (nt)
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Fri May-14-10 02:20 PM
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18. With Any Teabagger...
You have to rely on trust if you think that any of them have a brain much larger than the stem.
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Fri May-14-10 12:11 PM
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13. You don't have to do anything but light a firecracker.
When it POPS, all the gun nuts in the room will start firing and end up shooting each other. :hi:
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Fri May-14-10 12:28 PM
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14. Better stick with bubble wrap. According to Shrub and Cheney
a Firecracker is a WMD, don'cha' know? I'd get labeled as a enemy combatant, nobody would Mirandize me, and off to GitMo for me.
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Fri May-14-10 01:43 PM
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15. I would suggest taking off and nuking the place from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
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Fri May-14-10 02:10 PM
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17. I was thinking the climax to Inglorous Basterds myself.
... but then I went with the wimpy "Lock 'em up" angle instead.
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Fri May-14-10 02:07 PM
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16. Quick! Get some pad locks!
This may be our only chance to contain them.
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