Was Sarah Palin’s emergence due to Global Warming?

[jdp349]

Alaska has an estimated 100,000 Glaciers in the state covering nearly 3% of the states landscape. As I’m sure you’re aware the arctic and Antarctic ice that covers our planets most northern and southern nether regions has long been a dumping ground for unthinkable and seemingly invincible monstrosities that mankind hoped would be forgotten through the ages. For example, The Blob, The Thing, Alien vs Predator, the Night Monsters, the numerous specimens found by Dr. Lane and I’m sure countless other terrible creatures that once terrorized mankind.

Come with me, I want to show you something.



Now what does this chart mean jdp349 you might ask. Well it’s quite simple really, it’s showing the relative effective glacier thinning across the world. Now take a look at the northwestern region of Northern America AKA Alaska and Yukon.

Now isn’t it interesting that Sarah Palin, the face and leader of the conservative movement in the United States is not only from Alaska but was also Governor…?

We all know that glaciologists have long said that the coincidence of glacier retreat with measured increases in atmospheric greenhouse gas is an evidentiary underpinning of global warming. If this is true than it would be reasonable of course to assume that as the concentration of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere increases the process should intensify.

What does Sarah Palin have to say about anthropogenic global warming and the green house effect? "I'm not one...who would attribute it to being man-made." As Governor she ignored any and all requests to establish an Alaska Office on Climate Change, an Alaska Climate Response Fund and refused to set emissions reduction targets claiming "any potential benefits of proposed emissions reduction policies are far outweighed by their economic costs.” On top of that, the former governor also strongly promoted oil and natural gas development in Alaska and was a vocal advocate for exposing the Artic National Wildlife Refuge to Drilling, and coined the infamous phrase “drill baby drill”. Exactly the position you’d expect some other wordly monstrosity that escaped from its icy black prison, determined to release the rest of it’s ilk upon the world to take.

Now I’m not saying Sarah Palin is a 1950’s Cold War military experiment gone wrong or an alien that crash landed in Alaska only to be frozen for thousands of years that has no recently escaped and is now pursuing it’s goal of assimulating mankinds DNA into some kind of super adaptable super virus like organism. I’m just asking questions, connecting the dots and seeing the possibilities.

[Enrique]

1. unfrozen cavewoman Vice President!

I think you might be on to something...

[leftofcool]

2. But, but....unfrozen cavewomen wouldn't be able to speak

English, so........oh wait, Palin can't speak English either. You're right, the op is on to something.

[Pyrzqxgl]

3. She hasn't eaten Tokyo yet.

PALIN Vs. MOTHRA!!!!!!!

[AsahinaKimi]

4. She did go to CHINA as I recall...

They laughed her out of the country. Japan would do the same.