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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:15 PM
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"Yoo vill show yaw paypuhs now, pleez"
Edited on Fri Apr-23-10 08:16 PM by Stinky The Clown
Let's all join in and write a pilot for a new teevee show to be filmed in a southwestern desert state. We'll call it Governor's Gone Wild.

It will focus on the future. Aging Viet Nam vets with "kill records" will be appointed by a jackbooted sheriff with a proclivity for putting sweaty men living in entertainment-free tents in pink underwear as deputies to patrol the borders.

We need a lead actor who can play one of the armed men and who imitate this guy, as the show will be comedy.



He'll be the smart one. He needs a sidekick. An actor who looks like this will be the dumb sidekick (just to put a fresh spin on things)



The sheriff will be played by this guy



He'll also have a loony sidekick. How about this old coot?








I'm outraged out .... so I'll try laughing at this shit. Not that its funny. It isn't.




Oh .... by the way ...... Jan Brewer ....... bite me.
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:21 PM
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1. Stinky, I'm not sure that a German should have a southern accent!
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:28 PM
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3. Its simply inspiration .......
....work with me, here ...... okay?

:)
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:45 PM
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6. I'm wit ya!!
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 09:02 PM
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9. Maybe he's Bavarian.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 09:13 PM
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11. Achtung, y'all!
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:27 PM
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2. That really isn't that bad of a metaphor.
Edited on Fri Apr-23-10 08:28 PM by RandomThoughts
Hogan's Heroes was a great show that made fun of the bad guys, although mostly in mockery.

I liked that show when growing up, and it also fits the motif.

Some shoot, and some dig.

Sargent Schultz Playing Poker. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSkQIws0pdo

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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:40 PM
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4. Don't make fun of McCain! I keep telling y'all .. DON'T DO IT!
The boy hurt his head going through his A-4 canopy after buzzing a Shell station in downtown Hanoi (I'm serious about that!). He was downed by something small (20-mm max), or else his ass would not be here now. He was a damn fool hot-dog trolling to get zapped. He did.

Then he went into the Hanoi prison system. He celled next to Bud Day (CMH), a Misty fast-fac who has gone totally ga-ga in his dotage. I hate to speak ill of these "heroes," but they are useless tools now.

DemoTex
250+ missions over the "trail" (mostly night)
Shot at every night, hit a couple of times
But never shot down
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:45 PM
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5. You forgot to mention which republican Bob Crane would play. nt


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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:52 PM
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7. The Karate Guy of coarse. Although not sure he would be a Republican.
Edited on Fri Apr-23-10 09:05 PM by RandomThoughts



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnvXpLOzKeQ


Full Scene, and one of the movies, that got me thinking, that winning is not the point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWbFWHrJ0CU&NR=1
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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 09:41 PM
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15. The Bob Crane who died in '78?
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:57 PM
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8. By your OP I thought John Yoo was arrested in Arizona
and maybe going to be waterboarded.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 09:08 PM
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10. You know this is is what worries me


And as a child of a holocaust survivor... this shit is not just not funny, but down right scary

Of course it is part of US History too.



So let's just say this is not funny, one bit. And I am sorry I cannot laugh with you...

this just brings... shall we say, collective memories of this.



Or this



And in advance sorry for this hysterics. Anybody who cares to brand this goodwin law, go ahead... but it started with stupid shit like these laws. It always does.

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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 09:33 PM
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13. While I can't agree with what is going on, I also can't agree with
comparing it to all of those who died in the Holocaust. I understand that you were born of a survivor of that time, and I am thankful that they did survive, but I don't like the comparison because I find it to be completely false.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 09:35 PM
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14. The first [hoto is not from the holocaust
but a more recent campaign of ethnic cleansing.
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 10:23 PM
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16. During difficult economic times Germany looked and found scapegoats,remember?
This is NOT a minor issue.
This is part of the continuing divide and conquer game that keeps all of us diverted from paying attention to the real problems in our country.

But since they are "only" Hispanics, some think this is not a problem that can affect the rest of us.

First they came for the Muslims, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Muslim.

Then they came to detain immigrants indefinitely solely upon the certification of the Attorney General, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't an immigrant.

Then they came to eavesdrop on suspects consulting with their attorneys, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a suspect.

Then they came to prosecute non-citizens before secret military commissions, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a non-citizen.

Then they came to enter homes and offices for unannounced "sneak and peek" searches, and I didn't speak up because I had nothing to hide.

Then they came to reinstate Cointelpro and resume the infiltration and surveillance of domestic religious and political groups, and I didn't speak up because I had stopped participating in any groups.

Then they came for anyone who objected to government policy because it aided the terrorists and gave ammunition to America's enemies, and I didn't speak up because...... I didn't speak up.

Then they came for me....... and by that time no one was left to speak up.



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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 09:29 PM
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12. Thank you for making me laugh.
:rofl:

But mostly I have been here today. :cry:
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