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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 07:47 PM
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I've got a Chicken on my desktop what do I win?
Edited on Fri Apr-23-10 07:49 PM by Skink
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 07:48 PM
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1. Not a god damn thing
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 07:49 PM
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2. Some paper towels to clean the poop off
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 07:56 PM
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3. cartoon chickens don't make a mess.
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teknomanzer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 07:58 PM
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4. A visit with a budget rate proctologist.
The colonoscopy will be performed with a betamax video camera attached to a broomstick. Just be sure to thank Sue Lowden on your way out.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:00 PM
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5. I would imagine all those whining about the kfc Double Down are feeling mighty silly about now.
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teknomanzer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:01 PM
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6. I can't believe I ate the whole thing...
and lived to tell the tale.
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:38 PM
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7. I've got ten hens and a rooster free-ranging all over my place.
They're often waiting for me when I step out the door.

What do I win?
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 08:47 PM
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8. Bag o nuggets
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