I had a couple of chicken legs for dinner tonight

[MrScorpio]

Gee, I wonder how much health care that would have earned me?

[mrcheerful]

1. Sorry doctors only accept whole chickens not bits and pieces of 1 bird

a couple of chicken legs will only get you an appointment until you get the rest of the chicken, only then will the doctor see you.

[Mari333]

2. you could have had a prostrate exam for that but nooooo

you chose to eat dinner instead..

[htuttle]

6. Bad... visual.

I thought you wrote 'with' at first...

[napi21]

3. For the price chicken legs have been selling for around here,

I doubt youd get more than 1 minute of their time to listen to you, and one more second to say "times up!"

[TankLV]

4. Found out today - my doc costs 75 bucks per visit.

A chicken leg wouldn't allow you to read a 2 year old magazine in the waiting room...

[AnArmyVeteran]

5. You are totally irresponsible!

It's obvious you don't give a damn about your family's health. How inconsiderate of you to take away any chance of getting that kidney transplant.

Everyone should show up at that Florida doctor's office with chickens. You know, that conservative doctor who put up a sign saying if you voted for Obama then he wouldn't treat you. It would be a national news story. If I lived close I would definitely get a dozen people together, all carrying live chickens, and show up at his office. It would drive home conservative absurdities. And make a further fool out of that idiot woman who came up with the stupid idea. It just shows how out of touch conservatives are. They keep wanting to go backward to the 'good old days' that never were that good.

Now that you've eaten your transplant payment, you are going to have to save up some more chickens. Perhaps you might consider taking a chicken to a psychiatrist to work on your impulsive behavior...

:)