God made the volcano erupt because the Health Care Reform bill

[PCIntern]

was not inclusive enough. God actually believes we should have full medical/dental/podiatric treatment for the entire civilization. She told me so...I could hear Her talking when I poured milk on my Rice Krispies this morning. I'll post updates as She informs me of further requests.

[hobbit709]

1. But did you see Jesus on your toast?

[PCIntern]

3. No, just lines which are almost exactly like the Nazca Lines in Peru...

I was visiting with the aliens in the butter dish while talking to the toast.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. God should stuff Limbaugh's fat ass down the volcano

*Poof* - the fire is out.

[hobbit709]

4. Unless it starts a major grease fire.

[sarge43]

5. And there are people who actually believe that.

They drive cars; they vote; they reproduce.

:banghead:

[pdxmom]

6. Health care passed on March 22 and the volcano erupted on April 14th. God had

to think about it while? He hadn't been paying attention up to now and had to catch up? More likely, God was pissed about the Tea Parties and wanted to issue a warning before they started. That's just as plausible as Rush's idiocy.

[Flubadubya]

7. So, She punishes Europe?

Who'd-a-thunk it?? :shrug:

[Sheepshank]

8. hmmmmm our health care lesson is being learned

by seeing those with universal health care suffer? It's diabolical I tell ya!

So typical of god to send mixed messages so some preacher can cash in on the confusion and pronounce the ultimate personal slant/interpretation of god's will.