Free Haircuts

[Old Codger]

This probably belongs in the lounge, but although it is supposed to be a joke I thought it was pretty accurate also, if mods think so then please move it, thanks


Subject: Free Haircut




One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The Florist Was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
Community Service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'Thank
You' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm
doing Community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and
left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

[Greyhound]

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