Opps, sorry, we actually havent killed the Number one Al Qaeda guy in Iraq

[brettdale]

According to the US Military, there was some confusion, and since we havent got a body dead or alive to do DNA tests on, he is in fact alive.

Although Al Qaeda in Iraq, has announced that their spokesman for Information has been Killed, we know this because we read it on the iternets.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. But I thought we'd killed him several times already.

Or was that the Number Two Al Qaeda guy? I can't keep track any more.

[TomInTib]

4. We have. Haven't you been paying attention?

There you go, nit-picking again.

Hell, we've killed them all but the pesky boogers keep hitting the reset button or something.

But do not worry, we have the "Commander Guy" on our side.

[youngdem]

5. Here's a handy chart

[central scrutinizer]

9. They should trade some of their #2's

for draft picks, cash, and a terrorist to be named later.

[youngdem]

10. Indeed. And steer clear of playing "Go Fish"

[H2O Man]

8. I think we killed

2 number two guys; 3 number three guys; 4 number four guys; and five first-round draft picks.

[Bucky]

2. Damn that Goldstein, he's so slippery!!

[bullimiami]

3. not just several times but many many times again and again.

[MidwestTransplant]

6. Hey, how can I get me one of those internets?

[sam sarrha]

7. No problem.. it was just another Wedding party...

[Parche]

11. Al-Kida in Iraq?

What, do they have a subsidiary in Iraq????

[xultar]

12. This time I think they said the insurgents killed him this time.