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apples and oranges Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 06:02 PM
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Idea on how to get terrorists to confess: Play Sarah Palin's speeches over and over again?
Would that be considered torture?
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 06:06 PM
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1. It would work a lot faster than Metallica.
Hell, after hearing the clips from that recent Southern conference, I'm ready to confess.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 06:07 PM
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2. OMG they would even confess to crimes committed before they were born
aiyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 06:10 PM
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3. I stole the Lindbergh baby!!!


And... and... and... I flew the Enola Gay! Hiroshima is all my fault!!!

And... and... and... I threw the monkey wrench into the Chernobyl reactor! I caused the meltdown! I did it! It was me! Me! Meeeeeeee!!!

I crucified Jesus too!

Just! Make! Her! STFU!!!
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virgogal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 06:15 PM
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4. Almost as bad as hearing "nucular" for eight years.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 10:07 AM
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7. Every time I hear it pronounced that way
I feel like throwing up and I want to hit someone.

Seriously...

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MikeE Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 06:19 PM
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5. It's definitely torture!
I swear there's a myhological pantheon somewhere that has lost their harpy. I hope they catch her soon!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 07:48 AM
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6. That would be worse than waterboarding. I'm sure it is against international law.
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