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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-10 03:24 PM
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Ya know what happens when you keep your powder dry for your whole life?
It blows up from the heat when you go to hell with it.
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jody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-10 03:26 PM
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1.  A Pinch of Gunpowder
A tough old cowboy from south Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson followed this advice religiously until the day he died at age 103.

He left behind 15 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 24 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-10 05:14 PM
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2. ROFL
:rofl:
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