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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 09:57 AM
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Census Workers are tougher than I thought. Now I know why the republicans are nervous.
Reports are pouring in from the tubes about getting visits from Census workers. Census workers are mostly Vietnam vets. They are very "persuasive." They are also armed which helps increase response. They drive Smart Cars which is good for the environment, though I don't know how these guys all fit in this car. I love Obama's emphasis on conservation. Who are these guys?



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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 09:59 AM
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1. They have guns?
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left coaster Donating Member (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 10:02 AM
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2. No, they are "armed".. as in, they have one or both of the arms they were born with.. :) nt
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 10:13 AM
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3. "what is your major malfunction, numb nuts? You will fill out your census form!!"
"or do I have to get medieval on your ass?! Now drop and give me 7 check marks!!"
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OneTenthofOnePercent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 10:17 AM
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4. No fair... Mr T has TWO guns and they are way bigger than Face's, Murdock's, or Hannibal's handgun.
Mr. T also has more pity than those other 3 fools too.
He won't suffer their jibber jabber.

Also, that Hannibal is an imposter... I don't see any black leather gloves.
Plus, Hannibal used a 1911... fullsize. LOL @ that piece of S&W trash.
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