Four years ago when Bush proclaimed "MIssion Accomplished" on May 1, a National Treasure -- the iconic Old Man of the Mountain in New Hampshire -- took a MASSIVE FACIAL. It's rocky face -- a symbol of integrity -- collapsed to dust, apparently in painful embarasment over the lying deserter & his Cabal of Corrupt republicon Cronies leading America toward moral, military, economic and environmental ruin.
So while May 1 is "Mission Accomplished Lie Day," May 2 is "OLD MAN Suicide Day"
Immediately after Commander AWOL minced around the deck of the aircraft carrier, wearing crotch padding and proclaiming his Bald Face Lie of 'Mission Accomplished,' the great symbol of the Granite State (New Hampshire) a craggy but noble rock face that had held its chin aloft proudly for millenia, lost face.
THE old Man of the Mountain committed ritual suicide, and collapsed into a pile of dust and rubble -- obviously dying of embarasment at the Connecticut preppy Deserter-in-Chief and his deliberate lies about the Oil Profits Crusade he started in Iraq, and all the needless death and suffering it caused.
R.I.P. Old Man of the Mountain. America misses you and your integrity. But we also understand why you had to do it. Who -- with a shred of honor or integrity -- can abide the Deserter-in-Chief and his occult cabal of chickenhawk republicon liars and thieves.
THE OLD MAN BEFORE BUSH STRAPPED ON THE CODPIECE AND BEGAN PRANCING AND LYING:
NOW: the formerly noble visage of The Old Man of The Mountain the day after Commander AWOL shamed himself with "Mission Accomplished"
The Old Man used to look like the profile of Abraham Lincoln on the penny -- strong, honest, with tons of integrity.
But after Commander AWOL's deliberate lies, the Old Man now looks like Tom Delay, or Newt Gingrich, or some other modern-day republicon "ideal of integrity" (totally corrupted).