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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 07:25 AM
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May 2: Old Man of the Mountain Suicide Day
Edited on Wed May-02-07 07:28 AM by SpiralHawk
Four years ago when Bush proclaimed "MIssion Accomplished" on May 1, a National Treasure -- the iconic Old Man of the Mountain in New Hampshire -- took a MASSIVE FACIAL. It's rocky face -- a symbol of integrity -- collapsed to dust, apparently in painful embarasment over the lying deserter & his Cabal of Corrupt republicon Cronies leading America toward moral, military, economic and environmental ruin.

So while May 1 is "Mission Accomplished Lie Day," May 2 is "OLD MAN Suicide Day"

Immediately after Commander AWOL minced around the deck of the aircraft carrier, wearing crotch padding and proclaiming his Bald Face Lie of 'Mission Accomplished,' the great symbol of the Granite State (New Hampshire) a craggy but noble rock face that had held its chin aloft proudly for millenia, lost face.

THE old Man of the Mountain committed ritual suicide, and collapsed into a pile of dust and rubble -- obviously dying of embarasment at the Connecticut preppy Deserter-in-Chief and his deliberate lies about the Oil Profits Crusade he started in Iraq, and all the needless death and suffering it caused.

R.I.P. Old Man of the Mountain. America misses you and your integrity. But we also understand why you had to do it. Who -- with a shred of honor or integrity -- can abide the Deserter-in-Chief and his occult cabal of chickenhawk republicon liars and thieves.

THE OLD MAN BEFORE BUSH STRAPPED ON THE CODPIECE AND BEGAN PRANCING AND LYING:


NOW: the formerly noble visage of The Old Man of The Mountain the day after Commander AWOL shamed himself with "Mission Accomplished"

The Old Man used to look like the profile of Abraham Lincoln on the penny -- strong, honest, with tons of integrity.

But after Commander AWOL's deliberate lies, the Old Man now looks like Tom Delay, or Newt Gingrich, or some other modern-day republicon "ideal of integrity" (totally corrupted).


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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 07:27 AM
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1. Hey George, Ya can't fool Mother Nature!
O8)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 07:30 AM
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2. I am reminded of the story of Benjamin Martin
He was the real life figure that "The Patriot" (Mel Gibson 2000) was based upon.

His ghost was widely known to have been seen and heard about his old house after he was put to death under the customs house in downtown Charleston. The ghost was never heard from again the day after Ft.Sumpter was attacked and South Carolina became the first to secede from the union. All he had worked for was gone, or so they say.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 07:34 AM
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3. Bush lied, and the Old Man died.
I hurt every time I see that image of the Old Man.................
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 07:45 AM
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6. Indeed: Bush lied, the Old Man Died
Edited on Wed May-02-07 07:45 AM by SpiralHawk
I first saw the Old Man when I was about 5 years old. As was true for the soul of every child who beheld the majesty of the Old Man, I was deeply moved toward the Eternal Virtues: honesty, integrity, loyalty, and so forth.

Commander AWOL and the Cabal of Corrupt republicon Cronies stand in DIRECT OPPOSITION to all that the Old Man symbolized.

No wonder he collapsed as the Deserter and his republicon cronies brought Massive Quantities of SHAME upon America.



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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 08:13 AM
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8. He's on the NH state quarter.. Who knew it would be "in memoriam". . n/t
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 07:40 AM
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4. what are we supposed to do with all those vermont quarters?
oops...
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Mend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 07:42 AM
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5. some of us call May 1 "Cod Piece Day"...we wear lumps strapped on our
bodies, anyplace will do, in remembrance of that momentous vision on the flight deck of the ship facing the wrong way.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 08:08 AM
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7. Pic 2: chimp profile?
Is it just me, or does what's left of the Old Man now look like a chimp's profile?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 08:18 AM
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9. The chimps profile is the pile of rubble at the foot of the mountain.
where the Old Man once proudly stood.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 09:19 AM
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10. Seppuku - Ritual Suicide
Edited on Wed May-02-07 09:19 AM by SpiralHawk
When the SHAME is too great to bear.

N.B. Commander AWOL & corrupt republicon cronies


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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 10:46 AM
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11. One final Kique, as the French might say (if they spoke no French)
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-02-07 07:49 PM
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12. One Penultimate final, last kick before the sun sets in the West
Edited on Wed May-02-07 07:50 PM by SpiralHawk
Had to do it, I miss the INTEGRITY so much.

Farewell Old Man. You were a perfect wonder.

Republicons, hang your heads in shame for what you hath wrought...

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