Democratic Statement of Principles

[Lyric]

[Donnachaidh]

1. my irony meter just broke. K&R n/t

[endless october]

2. k/r

[pleah]

3. K&R

[Atticus]

4. Repub: just like one of you socialists to write an answer in blue, the color of the lefties, and

then try to persuade us you're trying to be bipartisan!

Democrat: Jeez, we're sorry! Never thought about it in that way. You have a point. How about purple? A purple 2!

Repub: Wait till I go on FOX News with this insulting and unAmerican Democrat "compromise".

Democrat: REDDISH purple! More red than blue. A reddish purple 1 and 1/2. That's bipartisan, don'tcha think?

Repub: You see, folks. The Democrat party got no spine! No cojones! That's why America doesn't trust them to lead this great nation!

etc., etc., etc.----------------

[Lyric]

5. *snort*

In the next edition of "Dem Dems": Purple is the new Blue!